>>17947556http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DKXQQMIpGM"New Flozamdique? What happened to the old one?"
"Everyone in the old town died once I stole the Wallflower from them, their children grew up and made the new town out of their crumbled remains. Sounds creepy, but it's true, and it's why they hate me so much."
Baba Murkraga snaps her fingers, awakening her living home to stand up on its own two legs, "Since you don't have a choice in the matter and risk death if you screw up, I sincerely hope you're in tip-top shape for this. The people in that town are the lowest of the earth, lowest!"
"F-Fine! But only because we were going to do this anyway! Your secret is safe with us, blah blah blah, I won't try to kill you for it even though it's super evil."
Baba Murkraga smiles, "Wonderful. So we're both looking the other way, now we're on the same page. Just remember, if you mess up--bad things will happen. Very bad /witch-related/ things.."
"Is anal penetration with a pestle one of those things?"
"It's not,
but it can be. Now, in exchange for stealing back the Wallflower from those religious louts, I'll give you a ride there myself. The city is encased by a brick wall, you won't make it inside with that little witch by your side, unless I use my magic house to jump over it. See? You scratch my back by yanking immortality from those second generation kids and inadvertently killing them, and I scratch yours with my house's chicken legs. Sound like a plan?"
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaabuuuuuuuuu!"
Anina looks up from the Purrloin to you and the crow, "I-I d-don't mean to interrupt b-but...t-the cat s-said h-he wants s-some tuna..."
