>>18219249HEY YOU. PROTAGONIST. WAKE UP! IT'S GO TIME.
A mysterious force beyond your comprehension pokes your cheek repeatedly until you wake up.
"E-Eh...Wha? Wha-What's going on?"
STORY'S STARTING, BUDDY GUY. You have to put on a good impression, or at least a decent one, do you know how many people are reading this smut thinking it's some sort-of masterpiece? PEOPLE WITH NO LIVES. PIONEERS IN UNHOLY LANDS WITHOUT EMPLOYMENT, SCHOOL, OR TRAINING.
As soon as you wake up, you notice that your surroundings are different than what they were before you blacked out. You're wearing different, more expensive, clothes for one, and you're suddenly in a forest, "U-Uh...Huh? Wait, what? The last thing I remembered was passing out in--WAIT, T-THESE AREN'T MY C-CLOTHES! D-Did someone change me while I was asleep!?"
Yeah, I did. It comes with the autism package. God, you have tight little balls down there, you know...
"U-Uh a-alright..." you mumble out.
Wow, you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and the first thing that happens is you getting sexually harassed by the Narrator.
This is going to be one of those story-within-a-story things, if you haven't clued in yet.
>SUDDENLY, our hero hears...A) A little boy screaming for help!
B) A little girl screaming for help!
C) A thug screaming for help!
D) A Pokemon screaming for help!
E) A help screaming for a little boy!