>>16044203With the battle reaching its ultimate climax of ultimate greatness, you need to discover some sort of method to punting Skeeter into submission. However, he's so full of himself that his movements are near impossible to counter or in this case, cockblock!
"You're gonna wish you never came to this beach when I'm done with you, faggot! You tourists are all the same, coming to Ambrette, stealing muh beach from me, YOU'RE GONNA GET SKIDOUCHE'D SUPERHARD."
"I'm a Pokemon trainer, NOT a tourist!"
"SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TAG!"
You need to distract him, and you know just how to do that.
"Ta mère suce bites en enfer!"
Everyone in the crowd that knows French gasps.
....So no one but Miss Leading.
Skeeter blinks his eyes as the cockfight continues, "What the hell did you just say, dweeb!?"
"Ta mère suce bites en enfer!"
"DON'T REPEAT THAT FOREIGN TONGUE, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SAID UPFRONT!"
"I said, YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!"
Suddenly, Skeeter reels back and grabs his head in throbbing pain, "GAAAAAGGGGH... Foreign tongue cursing spat out by a lanky adolescent, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!"
He's open!
A) Impale him with your dick.
B) Continue cursing.
C) Kick sand in his eyes.
D) Throw a punch.
