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>be me
>poketch on the fritz
>can't call gf, clock display is fucked, alarms electrocute me every time they go off and I can't turn them off
>wake up one night
>my poketch isn't on the bedside table
>hop out of bed, slip and fall on my face nearly immediately
>there's some sort of clear, salty liquid all over,it's thick enough to be straight stuck in the low-pile carpet
>goomy must have gotten out, I think tiredly
>more stains leading to the bathroom as I go there to get ready
>open door
>my luxio is passed out on the sink
>not paying her any mind, I put her on the toilet and start brushing my teeth
>I hear a faint buzzing, then a guttural moan
>look hesitantly at my luxio
>realize something is sticking out of her
>pull it out
>its my poketch, soaked through
>mfw I realize my luxio has been using my malfunctioning poketch as e-stim
>mfw ill have to explain this to the poketch guy
The fuck do I do guys?
