>>16376468Spaghetti-splooger dork working at minim-wage at Starmiebucks and qt business and accounting assistant office lady (BW Clerk).>>16376648>set overarching plotNot all the time. We've killed the conceptual plans I've had in mind for some chapters a little over a handful of times already. I've lost count. Which I really don't mind because it gives you more of an opportunity to pave your own path through the story.>>16376377"How come you guys aren't marketing this glorious product in-stores?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL4uj-23TBI"Far far, fetch far!"
"Don't you guys get it? Mafoxi Clean is just ONE part of Farfetch'd Industries newest marketing ploy! If we sold it in retail chains, we'd be all taken into custody for customer fraud! THIS is how it works!"Duckbill-y Mays walks over to the huge dry-erasable blackboard, revealing a gigantic pyramid diagram. Using his leek, Duckbill-y Mays directs you and Hexcalibur to a poorly drawn picture of a tub of Mafoxi Clean.
"Farfetch'd, farfetch!"
"This is how it works, see here: Our species, the Farfetch'd are extremely rare! Our numbers are dwindling as each day passes by due to hunters who hear rumors about us being good. Which is TRUE, we're mighty DARN delicious to tell you the truth! But, we don't want to become extinct, THAT'S WHERE MAFOXI CLEAN COMES IN!"Duckbilly-y Mays slaps his leek higher up the pyramid, this time on a picture of a germy blob with the label "Hormones" on it, "Far far. Fetchfar!"
"With Mafoxi Clean, we're saving the Farfetch'd population with every sale we make off of it. Every fourth Thursday of November, us Farfetch'd get together and produce as much tubs as possible by stealing Delphox wands, then selling the cleaner to unsuspecting customers!" 