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>live on a farm in nowhereville
>walk to the city to finally lucky-egg-evolve my way to level 20
>sit down on a ledge in the corner of a parking lot
>some white trash family parks their rusty van beside me
>I get up to spin the Pokestop a few metres away
>they now decide to move their car into the spot where I was sitting
>I go back and sit a few feet away from their car, evolving, minding my own business
>at one point they move their car again
>few minutes later, notice a pair of glasses on top of a trash bin
>they look like my glasses
>they are my glasses
>they're fucking broken
>I probably dropped my glasses and these white trash cunt motherfuckers smushed them with their rusty piece of shit van
>I fucking want to murder someone right now
Turns out they drove there just to take over a nearby gym. Sadly they were also Instinct, so I couldn't hang out and beat them repeatedly, but I did eventually add my own Pokemon to the gym.
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