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The absolute state of kalos "lore"
>epic pokemon war between nameless countries
>dont even know why they are at war with eachother
>soldiers need strong pokemon to win the war and steal some fucks gay ass flower with a 371 base stat
>The flower dies and the fag builds a machine to revive it
>says fuck it and makes it a weapon because hes tilted
>kills other peoples pokemon (that maybe also got drafted) to fuel his machine to end the war
>flower leaves him anyway
>brother covers it up to prevent other autists from using it in the future
>becomes guilt-ridden hermit but doesnt destroy the easy to use key for the death laser he wears casually
>gets captured by gay fashion zoomers
>his team of ancient golems (made for his protection) job to shitmon
>box legends are just batteries that rest after they jobbed
>flower forgives him for no reason whatsoever despite almost causing mass genocide again
