>>13411205BECAUSE GRILLS CAN'T GAIN WEIGHT AND THEY ARE A INANIMATE OBJECT
I mean, who am I to object a love between a man and its grill, just don't expect to get much from it except grill hamburgers at two in the morning! Unless that same grill has some specific hole in it, but you better have that shit turned off, you don't want to burn your dick just because you wanted more from your grill.