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BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, BECAUSE THE RAPE TSUNAMI IS RUNNING AGROUND!
YOU THOUGHT MAWILE WAS A SHITTY STEEL WAIFUMON? THINK AGAIN, ASSMUNCH, BECAUSE THIS FUCKER GOT RE-TYPED TO STEEL/FAIRY.
WHAT'S THAT, DUMBSHIT? YOU THOUGHT FAIRIES WERE LITTLE GERBIL-JAMMING FAGGOTS LIKE YOUR DAD? NOT THIS BOSS NIGGER!
LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THAT TYPING AGAIN, SINCE YOU WERE TOO BUSY SUCKING DICK TO COMPREHEND THAT THIRD SENTENCE:
MAWILE'S FLUFFY FAIRY HALF NEUTRALIZES ITS WEAKNESS TO FIGHTING, AND ITS SLICK STEEL SIDE NEUTRALIZES BOTH OF FAIRY'S WEAKNESSES, GOING SO FAR AS TO GRANT THIS HARD CUNT FULL IMMUNITY TO POISON!! HOLY SHIT, THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, BUT MAWILE'S MOTTO IS 'FUCK THE POLICE!'
9 RESISTANCES PLUS 2 IMMUNITIES DIVIDED BY ONLY 2 WEAKNESSES EQUALS WET PANTIES FROM KANTO TO KALOS- AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON ITS MOVES!
NOT ONLY CAN THIS LITTLE CAN OF ASSWHOOP PLAY ROUGH WITH AN IRON HEAD TO FUCK YOU SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY, ITS TOOTH-LINED HORNS HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THREE ELEMENTAL FANGS FOR MAXIMUM COVERAGE!
'BUT MAWILE IS TOO SLOW,' COMES THE CRY OF THE HERETICS, BUT THOSE HORSEFUCKING PLEBEIANS FORGOT ABOUT SUCKER PUNCH!
'B-BUT THAT'S SO PREDICTABLE,' IS THE IDIOTS' INEVITABLE REPLY, BUT THEY ALSO FORGOT ABOUT TAUNT!
DON'T WANT MAWILE HOGGING ALL THE GLORY? STOCKPILE ALL THE SWORDSDANCES AND IRON DEFENSES YOU CAN MUSTER AND BATON PASS THAT SHIT LIKE TO ANY OTHER TEAM MEMBER LIKE A FAT SKUNK BLUNT!
WANNA TAKE A BREAK FROM THE SLAUGHTER AND EV TRAIN SOME HATCHLINGS? DON'T SPEND MONEY ON HONEY- MAWILE'S GOT A SWEET SCENT THAT BRINGS ALL THE HORDES TO THE YARD!
I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO ABILITIES YET, NOT LIKE ANYTHING BUT INTIMIDATE MATTERS BECAUSE WHEN THIS LITTLE DEATH MACHINE GOES MEGA IT GAINS HUGE POWER, AND NOT JUST IN ITS GROIN-REGION. THIS BOOST GIVES IT THE HIGHEST ATTACK IN THE ENTIRE POKEMON KINGDOM, HOLY FUCKING MACK TRUCKS, BATMAN! DIDN'T THINK PIGTAILS COULD BE SO DEADLY, DID YOU, DICKSHITTER? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A MAWILE YET?
