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Gary the Sexy Vampire
- a teen vampire story
by /vp/
There's a kinky new boy in Pallet Town and he has everybody talking. Stunningly sensual and devastatingly arrousing, all the boys want him. However, Gary Oak has a secret - he's a shitty vampire.
Professor Oak is a loveable, appealing boy who enjoys fucking. He becomes fascinated by Gary who can stop master balls with his bare hands. He doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.
His bestfriend, a cute Lugia called Ash, helps Professor begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the wonderous, ridiculous ZAP CANNON.
When bodies start turning up all over Pallet Town, Professor begins to fear the worst. The Lugia urges her to report Gary to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?
He may resist Gary 's bite, but can he resist his charms?
Will he be caught fucking with the vampire?