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A Smogonfriend who had ranked #1 on Pokemon Online and Showdown with his team of Scizor/Jirachi/Cloyster/Politoed/Ferrothorn/Jellicent was making a thread on /vp/ about competitive Pokemon.
"Before we begin, you must get on your knees and worship Double Team and accept that it's the most broken strategy in Pokemon, even moreso than Stealth Rock!"
At this moment, a brave, legendary hating, nuzlocke comic drawing, Karenfriend who had raised over 1500 Pokemon without selecting for IVs/abilities/natures nor EV training, and understood the necessity of friendship and love in order to win at Pokemon typed up a reply and hit submit.
"Why is Double Team broken?"
The arrogant Smogonfriend smirked quite Chespinly and smugly replied "because it reduces battles into a matter of luck, you stupid Karenfag scrub!"
"Wrong. There are several moves that can bypass evasion boosts. Aura Sphere, Faint Attack, Aerial Ace, Shock Wave, Vital Throw, even Swift...Double Team is easily counterable."
The Smogonfriend was visibly shaken, and dropped his flashdrive containing his many weather and stealth rock-abusing teams. He stormed out of the thread, creating a Drizzle of his own with his neckbeard tears.
The thread lurkers applauded and all decided to only use only NU Pokemon, no matter what tier they were playing. A Charizard flew into the thread and perched himself atop the banner and shed a tear on some rocks. Smogon was officially banned from /vp/, and Masuda himself showed up and confirmed 3DS Hoenn remakes.
The Smogonfriend used an ubers team and lost against a Little Cup team. He committed suicide out of shame and his suicide thread was stickied on /vp/ for everyone to laugh at.
And that Karenfag's name? Serebii Joe.
