>>22595222"Ne ne, dene!"
Next up to replace the little seadragon that couldn't is Dedenne. Granted, while a Fairy-type on a Fire-type doesn't sound like the best kind of match-up, an Electric-type on a Flying-type /does/. And it's not like Dedenne gets any worthwhile fairy moves anyway.
"Now listen here, Miss Serena's Mom! I too can handle a good mowing, and now that I'm fresh outta bad luck and fresh outta fucks, I can prove to you just how worthy I am--WORTHY OF KISSING THE GROUND THAT SERENA WALKS ON!"
"Please Calem, that's quite...unsettling..""Kiss the ground that Serena walks on?" Malva mimics, before putting her hands on her hips, "Talk about straight-up perverted. Do you say that kind of stuff to her in bed?"
"W-What? U-Uh...Uh...QUICK DEDENNE, squeak loudly for emphasis!"
In an effort to switch the subject, your loyal ham-ham puffs out his chest and squeaks, "Kush-kush!"
"Mm, yeah no," says Malva, "nice try deviant but I'm not forgetting that line. This next Flare Blitz is coming for your hamster, and then it's coming from that shit-spewing mouth!"
"Taloooo!"
A) Use Wild Charge!
B) Use Protect!
C) Use Secret Power!
D) Use Hidden Power!