>>11834988Dodging more Hyper Beam blasts, you drive the Pelipper-Mobile over to May, who has been watching the ordeal ever since it started along with Torchic.
"
lelfunny May-May! I need your help!" you open the passenger door, inviting her to come inside the Pelipper-Mobile.
May blinks, then widens her eyes, "What did you just call me...?" she asks, rather offended by the label.
You grab her and point her in the direction of innocent pedestrians. The innocent pedestrians who constantly watch contests on TV and are all under the clever ruse that you and her are having fluffy relations.
Master rusemen.
Y'know if she wasn't so cold all the time that actually may not be so bad. BUT DAMN DOES SHE SEND OUT DEM ICE BURNS SO HARD.
May frowns, going ape-shit now would just be a scar to publicity, "Fine. Let's go "Brendy". Come on Torchic!"
"Chic chic, tor! Torchic!" Torchic hops into the car, crawling under your hat with Mudkip, "Oh come on! I have practically no more room in there!
You feel small embers petrifying your skull.
"OW!"
