>>12088921>>12088942SCUM! SCOUNDRELS!
I, El Dunsparcio De Gracious, have come to reclaim my honor from the vile pigdogs Togekiss and Jirachi! Long, long ago, I was to claim my prize as ParaFlinch champion!
But, just as I was to be crowned, those filthy floating FUCKBUCKETS swept in and stole my glory! They thrashed me! They thrashed my pride! But most heinous of all, THEY INSULTED GLORIOUS JOHTO!
Prepare yourselves, villains, for De Gracious comes for YOU!