>>54753118Reason No. 4: Lemme Smash
As I mentioned in an earlier post, Vaporeon can learn Detect, which means it knows that you are going to do everything you can to complete your love quest, much like Chris Chan, and it knows exactly where your weak spot is, which means that it isn’t going to be in the mood for "getting wet" with you at all. Not only that, but it knows the moves Strength, Retaliate, Rock Smash, Iron Tail, and Double-Edge, which means it doesn't have to be far away to harm you but rather up close, and I think it is safe to say that experiencing those moves wouldn't be fun at all. Strength and Rock Smash speak for themselves because we all know what those moves do: move or demolish boulders larger than a human being, respectively. If Vaporeon could do that to something that big and sturdy, well, just imagine what it could do to your baby batter factory as well as your bones, just for good measure. Given the fact that its muscular tail is longer than its body, getting hit by an Iron Tail from it is going to hurt like hell. Now just imagine what that Iron Tail could do to your nut sack. And while it is true that Vaporeon could lose some HP if it ever decided to use Double-Edge, it would still get the last laugh because its HP stat is much higher than your average Team Flare grunt. As the old saying goes, it's always fun and games until someone decides to reenact the Mr. Hands video all over again. Did I mention that Vaporeon can learn the move Toxic as well? Yeah, you may want to think twice about "exploring that deep sea cave," if you know what I mean.
