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>Tfw Pokemon like Mr. Mime and Clefable would be horrifying
>Tfw no one would go to the beach because Gyarados and Tentacruel
>Tfw no one would go to the park because Beedrill
>Tfw instead of a tiny spider in your house it's a fucking Ariados
>Tfw you couldn't pal around with your Garchomp or Ursaring because they'd fucking rip you in half
Real life Pokemon would fucking suck