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Alright so I want to talk a bit about a certain pokemon. I don't think it's well known but it sure is known by me.
What we have here is a bat thing pokemon. Nothing special right? AHAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU THIS BAT IS A GODDAMN MAESTRO OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING UNFAIR IT IS. You may not get it through your head but in no way is this pokemon fair or sportsmanlike. Lets go through why anyone who uses this deserves a guitar hero controller shoved u their ass and play through the fire and flames on it.
So this thing can take a hit, and most pokemon can right? The problem with this thing is that IT DOESN'T FUCKING EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT YOURE HITTING IT BECAUSE OF ITS INSANE DEFENSES. 125 DEF, 75 SPDEF AND A TYPING THAT RESISTS A SHIT TON OF ATTACKS IS BULL HONKEY. And that's not all it has acces to substitute so half the time YOU WON'T EVEN BE HITING THIS QUARTERHOUSE ASSBURGER. It WILL always have a gay ass yoshi doll in front of it no matter what you do. AND IT WILL NEVER END. MY POKEMON WILL DIE OF OLD AGE BEFORE THIS HIPPO SCROTUM GETS TIRED. AND WHEN YOUR POKEMON ARE STRUGGLING IT HITS YOU WITH AN EARTHQUAKE, ONE OF THE STRONGEST MOVES IN THE GAME, WHILE ITS DOIN THE HOKEY POKEY WITH YOUR NUTSACK!
