>>20013879"Isn't the morning wood doing that already?"
Hey man, if you're gonna be trapped in the eternal purgatory role of the hero, you might as well drop a few zingers here and there. Here's a good one you can use later: Why are vampires annoying?
They're a pain in the neck.>DON.You're not going to refuse her advances, it'd be pretty fucking gay and euphoric not too, but you still have a job to do, eventually somebody's going to notice that u're waifu is suddenly craving your dick, that won't reflect too good on you.
At the same time though, having an objective doesn't mean you have to stop and drop the ball (that's some fan-fucking-tastic milk by the way, you might even go as far as to say that you'd prefer this over some predictable psychopath transformation), she still demands affection.
Here's the perfect setup: Hand clamped on dat bare ass, tongue raging for dominance with hers, complete deadpan face as you search the interwebs over her head with your other hand.
"Ahhhhhhhh~"
You will most likely forget how to be this cool as soon as the chapter ends, in fact, you only know of this position to begin with because it was in an armpit fetish image you saw that one time.
A) Briefly hallucinate what your adventure would be like without any grills at all.
B) An online forum post about a lost traveler catches your eye..
C) Discipline her with an umbrella for being maximum overlewd, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
D) Check if Serena has above-average armpits.
