>>18228946In order to set your father straight, you pose in front of a background with speed lines and declare the following, "Father, father, when will you learn? The best girl must always be won with the power of HEROICS, not handed over like a peasant's life! She must be beautiful both on the inside, and on the outside, and have a filling must deerlectable!"
Beautiful. Though the Narrator shall point out that it would have been better dictated through his words than yours. Just saying.
The king pinches the bridge of his nose, "Calmé, Calmé, Calmé... You are my son, not an adventurer. You are not the lancers or squires that work under me, you are at the very top of the social hierarchy ladder. There is absolutely no reason for you to go out and travel, and get yourself into no-nonsense situations, you cannot be a hero, you have too many duties to fulfill here that prevent you from doing that. Your maiden cannot be acquired via heroics, because I forbid you to do so!"
You're far past the point of disgust, Ali-Ali hides behind you and trembles, "You can't do that, that's inane! Plus, I am on a quest to rid our town of the evil looming above it: the wretched chocolate beast known as the Jabberpoc-"
"Calmé, I'm just going to stop you right there and say: NOPE."
At least he's being blunt about it, that's more than what the Narrator can say about half of the characters in this god forsaken script.
"B-Bu"
"No, Calmé. I forbid you. You may think you are becoming a knight, but you are no knight, you are on the verge of traveling down the dark path leading to the life of a
ROGUE!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJ1B_2b17s "A-A rogue?""A ROGUE!"
>Our hero...A) insists that he is on the path to knighthood.
B) tells him that rogues are better than knights.
