>>23139846"..What the hell does spice have to do with the furry guy?"
"That's an excellent question, Peter Calem! A rare first--An astounding observation from a young man with a child's mind," Grashglik snaps his fingers and points at you, "What DOES this secret spice have to do with our little operation? For what purposes would we consider hauling a few measly pounds of flavored, rainbow-colored cocaine?"
"Consider it a catalyst of sorts.""A catalyst..?"
"Mm. The führer requested it specifically be the key to kickstarting his pet project. See, spice has many maddening qualities infused within it, have you ever gotten it in your eyes, Peter Calem? Ground up Figy Berry truly knows no mercy. The sheer amount of unbridled hate that results from such an outburst is one rivaled by none, and it's exactly the kind the führer is looking for. That and..
well, the führer dislikes sausages of all kinds and thought it best that whoever's lucky enough to survive the apocalypse..does not have the liberty of enjoying one. Without the secret spice, the region will never again see another hot, juicy wiener. It's a plan destined to lower slave morale.""That's insane! What are you even applying all that spice /to/?! What's this big project anyway?!"
"I'm afraid that's classified. Now if we could just get back to our little deathmatch charade.."
>Keep him talking!A) "Would you really kill the person who taught you morality and how to FEEL things?"
B) "Before you kill me, can you at least give me a few words of wisdom? Uh, tell me how you're feeling."
C) "So y'know, about me and my many, many little accomplishments.."
D) Chesnaught gets a little too cocky.
