>>55025191Reminder that XY Ash lost to Chadlain
Reminder that the Ashnime NEVER recovered from this blunder so hard that it's still a meme on /vp/ to this day
Reminder that they had to give trAsh TWO pity league wins in the next two series
Reminder that SM league was so forgotten literally no one cared it even happened by JN time
Reminder that Misty/May/Dawn/Iris/Serena/Lily all LOST to a Pikachu (that Ash fucked and is the only one romantically involved with)
Reminder that Ash failed to even beat or disband Team Rocket (including Giovanni, ever!)
Reminder that Ash's JP voice actor has moved onto other projects, hasn't had her contract renewed, and won't be coming back
Reminder that Ashschizos spent 26 years self-inserting into the most -intentionally- bland protagonist possible (even more so post DP) and have never moved on from this
Reminder that Ash fanfictions will never be real; he will never be an Aura Warrior, he will never get together with any girl (or harem), he will never beat Alain, he will never meet his father, he will never catch more legendaries, and he will never be betrayed by his friends
Reminder that no one in the greater population cares about Ash to any extent beyond a nostalgia boner for OS because they want to return to being a kid
Reminder that Ash films are such huge flops, the *most profitable franchise in the world* stopped making them
Reminder that even the anime staff got sick of Ash and his friends
Reminder that you cried about SM Ash and now would cry to have him back
Reminder that Ash lost to Trip multiple times lol
Reminder that Ash barely ever rotated his mons in a meaningful way in most series
Reminder that he couldn't even beat a bastardized Ghetsis or Giovanni in a straight battle
Reminder that Ash is trAsh, kek!
Reminder that you read all of this, take in none of it, and will continue to cope and seeth :^)