>>58308083Holy fuck I can't wait to use Tepig in these games.
I get to use TEPIG. In a BRAND NEW BATTLE SYSTEM alongside two of my favourite starters, Chikorita and Totodile.
I get to explore this modernised version of Lumiose City with my TEPIG! Whom I will no doubt enjoy comfy meals and sit downs with while taking cool pictures of him and the rest of my party, eventually evolving him into a PIGNITE and then an EMBOAR with whom I can use its superior and literal firepower to smash all foes into oblivion with its NEW MEGA EVOLUTION that it gets alongside ALL RELEVANT STARTERS who didn't get one previously, such as the Kalos starters. And Meganium and Feraligatr.
Hmm...wasn't there another guy though? Another pokemon alongside Meganium and Feraligatr that should have gotten one..? ...NAAAAH, WHO CARES, EMBOAR GOT ONE AND THATS WHAT MATTERS!!
I mean, not like there'd be some Pokemon abandoned for its controversial role in feeding berries to and consummation degenerate relations with a minor of a different species or something lololol.
God EMBOAR RULES!! Let's hear it for two amazing starter trios!
Chesnaught, Greninja and Delphox!!
Meganium, Feraligatr and the ONE, the ONLY, EMBOAR!!!!!
