>>56749313"C'MON, BABE, DON'T BE LIKE THAT."
Cynthia found the strength had returned to her legs, and rose to her feet. She eyed the pokemon warily, as it was still staring at her with a divine intensity that made her more than a little uncomfortable.
"Surely the creator of everything has better pickup lines than that."
"I DON'T GET OUT MUCH," the pokemon boomed. "BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN LAID IN NINE HUNDRED YEARS, AND YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE I USED TO KNOW."
"You cannot seriously be propositioning me."
"I WOULD NOT HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE IF I DID NOT ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YES."
"I am not interested in sexual congress with a pokemon."
"YES YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING NERD."
They stared at each other for a long moment, as Cynthia's heart began to race, a hundred ideas going through her mind about what this might mean for the field of archeo-mythology.
"May I... write about it, after the fact?"
"I DO NOT CARE."
"All right," Cynthia said, unbuttoning her coat. "Let's get down to it."
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I'm not writing an actual sex scene for this, sorry.
