>>57932955>That's not the same as being successfulIt's exactly the same.
>That doesn't make him not an incel retard>You can still be an incel if women want to have sex with you.Look up what "incel" means you moron retard.
>>57933073No quick balls are ever sold in the starter town.
>>57933589These are average Pokemon players. The average /vp/ visitor likely looks 20 times worse.
>>57933637>To try to catch a wild Pokemon, you need a starter.This is TRUE, and I already debunked the Hoenn example. Trying to catch a Pokemon without a starter is like trying to fight a wild frenzied animal with your bare hands. What happens if you get Tackled by a sentient solid rock (Geodude)? Your ribs would break, you'd get internal bleeding and you'd die.
>Super Nerds and Poke Maniacs have Pokemon, therefore I would get oneThese trainers are 'eccentric', they are not disgusting dangerous freaks. Neither of them would attempt to rape a Gardevoir or Lopunny, which is a fantasy of 80-90% of this board, with multiple threads on this exact topic daily.
>Wimpod couldn't hurt me>A twelve-kilo frenzied alien bug using Struggle Bug on me would do no lasting damageYou are utterly delusional. This thing would probably claw out your eyes.
>It is demonstrably untrue that Pokemon won't respect you if you're a loserIt is even a central plot point in the original anime, as well as a mechanic in every single game, that Pokemon won't respect you if you don't have enough badges. Being a criminal doesn't make you low social status, you can still be cool, have friends, a girlfriend, et cetera. Your social status is subzero as a /vp/ user, truly at the absolute rock bottom, since not a single person in the world respects you or cares about you. With your social status in the negatives, your Pokemon would 100% ignore you, and likely attack you and try to kill you (even though I cannot prove the latter).
