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Anonymous Fri 28 Nov 2025 04:22:40 No.58674773 View View Report

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>>58674765
>Illegal for children to possess Poke Balls
So the idea of 10 year olds being considered adults wasn't something Shudo came up with.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Nov 2025 04:19:31 No.58674765 View View Report

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An incredible discovery was made during the current century
It was the result of a three year old's childish mischief
As you are aware, it is illegal for children to possess Poké Balls without special permission
However, this child wanted a Poké Ball more than anything
The child secretly took one of their father's Poké Balls and placed it in of the copy machine in their house. The child thought they could copy it and create a duplicate Poké Ball
It's the kind of logic a child would have. But the important detail here is that the Poké Ball wasn't empty, it had a Pokémon inside. Additionally, the copy machine had a fax function. Or rather, it was a fax machine with a copy function
The child got confused between the copy button and the auto-fax button
The auto-fax button was set to the father's office
Meanwhile, The fax machine at the father's office experienced a paper jam. When they opened the machine up to determine the cause, they found a Poké Ball that no-one had put in there
Basically, the Poké Ball had been transmitted from home to the office
Why did the Poké Ball end up inside the fax machine?
However, the Pokémon who should have been inside the Poké Ball was nowhere to be found. When the father got home, he enquired with his sobbing child about the Poké Ball that had vanished from the copy machine
The scientific community went into an uproar when it learned of the incident.
The Poké Ball was just an ordinary Poké Ball used for catching and transporting Pokémon.
The Poké Ball itself had no special features to allow it to be transferred by fax.
Which meant it had to be the power of the Pokémon inside.
The thought was that it had some kind of ability to convert its own body along with the Poké Ball into electrical transmissions.
The result of the investigation concluded that it was a feature common to all Pokémon.
In a complicated phrase this is the Portable Beast Transmission Ability. (Abbreviated at Portran Ability... Also known as Pokécom.)

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 20:57:45 No.58673453 View View Report

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>>58673431
You can, just get a pack of proxies and energy tokens from ebay or etsy.
For real, though, I've thought of building Pocket-style decks with friends using the real TCG cards. Applying all of Pocket's rules is tough, but doable with a bit of effort (get random pokes, apply random damage, etc. ). I also want to test if using the TCG version of cards would be too OP, and if so, we'd use the Pocket effect of cards. (Research, Poke ball, etc)

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 20:23:58 No.58673350 View View Report

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>>58673246
>rebalanced pokemon

Nobody likes your headcanon metagame unless you are a slop poke-tuber with a cultist fanbase

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Corbeau the Manlet

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 17:58:36 No.58672873 View View Report

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>be one of the richest and most powerful men in one of the most important cities on Poke-Earth
>still unable to get a wife because of diminutive stature and chink micropenis
Blackpill undefeated, even in gaming.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 17:43:14 No.58672806 View View Report

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>opponent has only an entei on the field and 10 cards in his hand
>hit him with mega absol
>no torchic, no 2nd entei, no poke balls
Jesus christ no wonder he ragequit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 08:40:24 No.58671643 View View Report

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>>58670784
Anime accurate dawn getting plowed by a large poke of your choice

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 07:52:46 No.58671580 View View Report

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My poké-autism doesn’t allow me to use anything made by pkhex/cheating. I sat and reset 5000 times for a shiny kyurem. I have like 200 shinies in HOME, and only trade for pogo stamped mons. I make my own teams easily in like a day just by playing the game. I can probably beat all these cheating fags, but I’m not autistic enough to join in person vgc events.

Anyone still willingly cheating when the games are fucking braindead really needs the rope, and I’m glad Champions will put an end to this gay shit

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 06:10:06 No.58671384 View View Report

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>>58671319
>IonoPee11
Not him, but I'm responsible for most the Iono's posted here, and I have a folder with 177 images of Iono. But a large portion of those images probably over 70 of them are two doujinshis, some of the images are diapers. And I think I have most if not all the worthwhile images of her wetting herself publicly available on the Internet. At least on the English and Japanese speaking sides of the Internet. However I have always wondered if I'm missing any gems hidden behind language barriers. As for other poke girls they're not organized whatsoever so I can't give you a count on them.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Nov 2025 04:55:56 No.58671227 View View Report

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tfw no poke gf

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 21:34:18 No.58669806 View View Report

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A thread about discussing a sometimes occurring idea in the games that I'll call gameplay exceptions for sake of categorisation, and also visual exceptions I as found that there's many that are just visual. I'm defining these as specific stuff in the games that have some some kind of exception to how stuff of what they are expected function or defined as while still being that thing. To better explain the idea I'm trying to get across, here are some examples:

>Mega Rayquaza
Mega Rayquaza does not need a Mega Stone. Instead it Mega Evolves from knowing Dragon Ascent. It can also hold an Item while Mega Evolved because of that.
>Shedinja
Shedinja not only has 1 Base HP, but can never have more than 1 max HP as a result of bypassing the HP Stat calculation formula entirely, if it weren't for the latter the lowest HP it could have would be 11 HP. This has several strange and interesting results. Also, when Nincada Evolves to Ninjask, if the player has a Poké Ball and an empty spot in the Party, Shedinja just kind of, shows up.
>Diglett and Dugtrio
Diglett and Dugtrio have several gameplay exceptions and visual exceptions relating them always having to be on the ground. Some other similar Pokémon have some of them too. Those being Sandygast, Palossand, Wiglett, Wugtrio and Mega Gengar. Who are all also immune to Telekinesis and have a special animation of appearing out of the ground when exiting their ball.
>Calyrex
Calyrex uniquely gets a blue outline from Dynamax instead of what other Pokémon get.

These the kind of stuff I mean like how from these examples, Mega Rayquaza goes against the requirements of Mega Evolution but still is a Mega. It's unclear and debatable in some cases, for example I'm not sure if Spiky-eared Pichu counts or not for this.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 17:25:15 No.58669011 View View Report

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>>58669005
If you need to poke a lolcow for it, I doubt it.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 16:01:19 No.58668741 View View Report

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>>58665178
I don't think that is a good PR image if that scenario is the norm at a Poke daycare. Like why are they so evasive around giving proper labelling towards the Pokemon making the eggs like they're the caretakers? This sounds non-consentual to me.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 13:49:52 No.58668434 View View Report

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Original Dragon.
GameFreak are so piss scared of the sheer testosterone of such a poké-chaos god that they refuse to go anywhere past mentioning that he existed at one point, and was so unstable he had to split into three weaker but still immensely powerful rape dragons, probably out of the sheer fear that he'll come and rape them up the butt next if they ever give him a design capable of conveying how many virgin faggots and shitmon holes he conquers.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 13:09:01 No.58668345 View View Report

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Such a good poke bun bun

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 13:02:58 No.58668333 View View Report

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>>58668311
No. They are Poké-Racists and see Pokémon as cats, dogs and bugs in terms of autonomy and sapience. I'm sure you can read the mod posts on Nutritionman's thread there for a good idea.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 06:20:17 No.58667626 View View Report

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>>58666888
>>58667016
https://mryakobo.github.io/poke-emerald-legacy-docs/

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Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 00:47:24 No.58666467 View View Report

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base poké ball is perfectly fine for orange
you're SOL for browns, i'll concede that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Nov 2025 00:34:25 No.58666438 View View Report

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>>58666429
You'd have no need to be ashamed if Game Freak could take an extra day and another $100 dollars to the scant budget to add the very simple feature of letting you change the Poké Ball your caught Pokémon reside in instead of something completely retarded like making said balls a gene that can be passed down via breeding.
>no egg pokeball for pokemon eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2025 21:32:53 No.58665932 View View Report

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>>58665796
>Poke Russia constantly says it must destroy Kalos and Galar as it's great geopolitical mission
>Poke Russia constantly makes videos of them using the light of ruin against Kalos
>Team Magma grunts constantly say I am a puppet forthinking Poke Russia is an enemy

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2025 20:49:41 No.58665796 View View Report

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>>58665454
You WILL live with Lions roaming your streets and you WILL go fight and die against Poke-Russia

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Anonymous Tue 25 Nov 2025 18:02:30 No.58665377 View View Report

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I had this stuck in my head for a while so here's the byproduct. Based directly on a meme which coincidentally already has a gigantamax poke version.

Also made to look a bit shitty to match the quality of the original image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2025 21:16:28 No.58662480 View View Report

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>>58662306
The thing is, I was able to accomplish something with Mega Mewtwo X. Teleport with Future Sight lets the player Mega Evolve very quickly and start killing stuff. I could melt Attackers, brawl some All-Rounders, chase down Supporters and break Defenders.

Mega Mewtwo Y can't do anything. It's a squishy mage with no burst which relies on weak auto attacks and a SINGLE offensive skill. And most of its attacks target one opponent. If you need ADC, you pick Greninja, Cinderace, Razor Leaf Decidueye OR EVEN DURALUDON. If you want mage, you pick literally anything else. MMY has nice escape tools but who cares when all it does is poke enemies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2025 14:20:07 No.58661304 View View Report

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>>58658080
>You will never feel Drasna's warm breath caress your skin
>Her fingers will never wrap around your doll sized body
>She will never tease you while soft digits poke and prod your shaft
>You will never be drenched in her juices as she slides you in between her walls
>>58658608
>Pokeballs are super underrated
The other anon already told you the artist- but I am still mindbroken by that EPE Team Plasma and Skyla animation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Nov 2025 03:48:34 No.58660179 View View Report

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>>58660177
>ADOPT AN ABORTION poke egg in the background
yeah it's THAT artist

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