A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that rumors used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my shot
I could make stuff up right on the spot
And maybe they'd be happy for a while...

But February made me shiver
With each rebuttal I'd deliver
"His posts are demagogic!"
I couldn't fault... that logic

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about how he had lied
But something touched me deep inside
The day
The rumor
Died

--
So bye bye Mr. X and Y
Wanted to believe the bullshit but it's all just a lie
And them good oldfags are eatin' pocky and pie
Postin "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
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Did you come up with Bubbaboom
And do you have faith in "Houndoomed"?
If the poster tells you so?
Now do you believe in Orbitton
And how can you pronounce "Supregom"?
And can you see these being... Pokemon?

Well I KNOW that you lie when you speak
'Cuz Corocoro never leaked
We got no 2ch news
Gotta dig those weeaboos

I thought all speculation sucked
No mew weren't under no damn truck
But I knew that I gave a fuck
The day the rumor died

--
I started singin' bye bye Mr. X and Y
Wanted to believe the bullshit but it's all just a lie
And them good oldfags are eatin' pocky and pie
Postin "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
--

Now for one month we've been on our own
And the tripfag won't pick up the phone
But that's not how it used to be...
A jester came to me and you
With predictions for Black and White 2
In a voice that sounded kinda true

Oh, and while we were all in awe
The jester started a genwar
The courtroom was adjourned
Verdict: Hoenn Confirmed

And though it could not come to be
And the trumpets sank into the sea
Even this meant less to me
Than the day the rumor died

--
We were singin' bye bye Mr. X and Y
Wanted to believe the bullshit but it's all just a lie
And them good oldfags are eatin' pocky and pie
Postin "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
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