>tfw your dick is too big for regular sized condoms but magnums don't come in extra thin or fire and ice unless you buy the 36 pk.

If only I got laid more then once a week. I really just want to meet a nice, cute girl with some common interests. If she has a Hilda costume it is a huge plus. I just want a relationship, someone to hang out with. A best friend that I can also cuddle, kiss and fuck.