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Pokemon everywhere have been protesting Smogon's banning of specific pokemon for their abilities. The Blaziken were quick to join the rally to get put back in the metagame, with others like Octillary and Smeargle following close behind, although a representative from Smogon states that they are just going through a moody phase from coping with the ban.

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