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Quoted By: >>11745778
>be walking around in the grass the other day
>see a rock with arms
>'lol whatever' '
>send my dog to go fetch it
>Out of nowhere, the sky booms
>Thunderous voice ' MAGNITUDE TEN'
>Earth splits in two, and eldritch abominations fly out into the world
>The ghosts of my loved ones eat my dog
>Ten seconds later, ground is back to normal
>fucking rock is just smiling
>FUCKING GEODUDE
>see a rock with arms
>'lol whatever' '
>send my dog to go fetch it
>Out of nowhere, the sky booms
>Thunderous voice ' MAGNITUDE TEN'
>Earth splits in two, and eldritch abominations fly out into the world
>The ghosts of my loved ones eat my dog
>Ten seconds later, ground is back to normal
>fucking rock is just smiling
>FUCKING GEODUDE