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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 07:49:25 No.11762140 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11762148 >>11762362 >>11762418

Pokemon Rap Thread.
I start it off
>inb4 OP sucks
Who the fuck cares, try having a bit of fun once in a while faggots.

Start the game and I know that its a bad choice/ I'm kinda scary while I ponder my attack choice/ a blastoise, tackle through your ass,make mad noise like cumming at midnight after I jack off to lara croft toys/

Thats when I hit with a hydro pump/ pressure so high the dial goes nuts/ Fuck you if you're a grass type/ I'll body slam your ass twice and leave you drowzee, so I can give misty the magnum-aite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 07:51:08 No.11762148 Report

Quoted By: >>11762155

>>11762140
OP can't inb4, OP sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 07:52:39 No.11762155 Report

Quoted By: >>11762176 >>11762410 >>11762449

>>11762148
You can say I suck after you make one better.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 07:55:56 No.11762176 Report

Quoted By: >>11762200 >>11762206

>>11762155
But I already told you that you suck retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 07:59:34 No.11762200 Report

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>>11762176
Could've already tried making one instead of wasting your time replying negatively. Its usually pretty fun but basement dwellers such as yourself can't come out into the light for a little bit of enjoyment without trying to ruin things for everyone else. "durp retard durp" why even both posting if you weren't interested?

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:00:34 No.11762206 Report

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:02:56 No.11762220 Report

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You sucks OP, tray again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:32:53 No.11762362 Report

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>>11762140
>>inb4 OP sucks
also, it's hard to have fun when reading subpar quality material, step up your game

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:40:22 No.11762410 Report

Quoted By: >>11762429 >>11762483

>>11762155
Yo OP your thread sucks and your rhymes are whack/ like putting 252 EVs in an Abras attack stat

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:41:57 No.11762418 Report

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>>11762140

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:45:30 No.11762429 Report

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>>11762410
10/10
more like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:50:15 No.11762449 Report

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>>11762155
Hey OP, I'll cut the snark
you fucked up on making a thread today
I'd go so far to say
You probably named your rival three question marks

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:51:25 No.11762453 Report

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>>11762429
Give me a few seconds to come up with some more rhymes. OPs rhymes were fucking horrible like the juggalo faggot in this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odeXKQ_E8iU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:51:56 No.11762456 Report

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OP's no good but he's got good intentions/ /vp/oreons, let this be a lesson.
Just have some fun for once and write a rhyme/ save the gen wars and faggotry for another time.
You're words are as relevant as Shedinjas Defense/ get those dicks out of your ears. Use common sense.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:55:21 No.11762473 Report

Quoted By: >>11762483 >>11762517 >>11763164

Charizard is pretty gay that faggot sucks cocks / he takes it in the ass all day from my fucking stealth rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 08:56:44 No.11762483 Report

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>>11762410
>>11762453
>>11762473
Brockfag for best insult rapper in this thread.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 09:03:56 No.11762517 Report

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>>11762473
Stealth rock and Charizard That's so original. / though I must admit that I do prefer Cyndaquil.
Still Stealth Rock is just getting fucking old/ You know charizard also hates the cold
In the anime that fag got beat./ by a Poliwrath. using Ice Beam

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 09:04:23 No.11762518 Report

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Yo yo yo you fools better listen/ or numbers won't be the only thing your missin
I be tearing up masters with the best meta decks / hate all you want I get them fat checks
There aint no prize for being unique / victory is the only thing I seek
Meta decks are played for a reason / man I'm so pumped for this TCG season

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 09:19:34 No.11762558 Report

Quoted By: >>11762578 >>11762713

>>11762518
aye brockie boy, i'm calling you out/sick of you runnin that mouth.
when was the last time you ever sucked a dick?/right now? whoops, it just went in
tasting time~

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 09:27:42 No.11762578 Report

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>>11762558
trying too hard

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 09:32:48 No.11762599 Report

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I'm spookiest, scariest ghost in Kanto.
And so, I know this is as far as you will go.

"Get out.... Get out...." I'm sendin' shivers down your spine.
Them bitches sour, in this tower, the power's all mine.

I'm usin' psychic, you know it's gonna fuck up all the white chicks.
High kick? I'll block that shit so get on toppa my dick.

"Magic tricks!"
...is what they say, but night or day,
Take one look at my scary face.
You aint gon' stay.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 10:02:37 No.11762675 Report

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Yo Op let me tell you somethin'. I come from a town where the fists a' pumpin. And u suck! *drops the mic*

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 10:04:02 No.11762677 Report

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I'm fucking Arceus,bow down and make an offering/ Every move in my arsonal, I can't believe you taught-me-Sing/ I shouldnt even have a trainer/why does every "chosen one" have the swagger of a power ranger

Yellow was a faggot, Blue didn't have tactics/ Red was the only trainer who fought above average/ Each one gets lost in a cavern, if it wasn't for their pokemon lanterns/ they'd all be dead, does anyone here notice a pattern?/ I'm cutting through the Elite 4 ,slicing their limbs/ Until I get to Gary and the real battle begins/ Get physical with me but I've got Tough Skin/
I'm God, make up moves, so I'll end you with Rock Spin

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 10:17:09 No.11762713 Report

Quoted By: >>11762721

>>11762558
>>11762599
Okay thug hustla', / you like getting fucked.
and about these rhymes? / a lot of them sucked.

Brock was doin alright- / That chink put up a fight.
OP and these two? / I'll roll em all night.

Your rhythym and rhyme: / It's apparently scarce!
I'll show you how it's done, / no need for a farce.

One line, two lines, / three lines and four.
Cilan wouldn't rap like a dirty fuckin' whore.

And here's mister spooky ghost / tryin' to rattle my bones:
If I use a pokedoll, / you get knocked off your throne!

Taking too damn long / to reply to this thread,
and by the time I post / it'll prolly be dead.

Gotta keep it on topic / or I'll get fuckin banned:
no need to shitpost, / or get out of hand.

Ampharos is a bro / and he'll zap your shit
Galvantula's close / if he can take a hit.

I prefer Gardevoir / if I'm rollin psychic.
And not in that way- / It's not a fuckin' chick.

Shuckle's mah nigga, / this poke's off the chain.
Throw your best hit: / he'll endure the pain.

Now I don't metagame, / cause I think it's kinda lame,
but if you judge my bros? / That's a damn shame.

Now let me get back / to this rumble blast
so hit me up / when your rhymes get class.

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 10:21:01 No.11762721 Report

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 10:24:48 No.11762728 Report

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They see me froakin'

They hatin'

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 13:37:38 No.11763164 Report

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>>11762473
>>11762517
You think I'm bad / Because you've got rocks
But that's just sad / I don't give two fucks
Rock moves are shitty / They always miss
Might as well use Skitty / Cause you smell cat piss
And don't try Stealth / I won't lose health
Cause when I'm in lead / Your pants will be peed!

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Anonymous Sun 24 Mar 2013 22:18:50 No.11766973 Report

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Mr. Mime in this bitch rippin it quick/
Brock took instagram photo of him sucking my dick/
Smack em down Psychic barrier motherfucker where's your god now?/
I hope these fools die, take these faggots to Lavender town and get their face to examine the ground/
I'm the baddest around invert your view of the blue sky/
While Ash is gone he thinks that I'm Ms. Ketchums pool guy

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