There once was a faggot of great misfortune
He called himself Buizel, he called himself Vee and Bui
With his attentionwhoring he infested the lands of /vp/

He was hated and despised, but none realized
that his nourishment was naught but the hatred they fed
One discussion here, and one picdump there
nothing was holy in the eyes of homos' heir

The land was threatened, by an outer might
"they had their chance, but it's time my blight"
but the might, it saw the buizels flame
"begone, you rat, you are to blame

Vee was stricken with a hammering force
for a moment it seemed, he had done his course
But the beast arose and all despaired
"You'll never keep me down" was what he snared

The battle went on as the days grew long
but buizel was not to be kept down
the might, decided for others to fight
He elected wizards with the power of light

"each time the beast rises, cut out its tongue"
"We will do your bidding for this has gone on too long"
The buizel spoke but the wizards cut
Each time it spoke, it was cut once more

The tongue will always heal but this was all they could do
as effective as it was, the beast heard his cue
for as time went on the buizel grew tired
A taste for another continent, is what he acquired

so even if he's realized his ban
The stories tell he now haunts the lands of 420chan