Lucario is cool. I like Lucario. However, I concede that it is very overrated, and at the end of the day, despite all the hype it gets, there's nothing really great about it. It got its own freaking movie and was featured in Brawl as a playable character. It's treated like a freaking legendary, even though in reality, it is nothing more than a regular Pokemon. Anyone who likes this thing in a non-platonic way should have been weeded out by natural selection. A few years ago, anyone who stated "I want to fuck a dog" would have been shunned by society and deemed a bloody loon. Now there's a whole nation of people who are head-over heels about having sex with a Pokemon. WHY? There's nothing remotely attractive about this thing, it's just an anthropomorphic cartoon wolf! I just can't get over the fact that there are bloody SCUM on this earth that look at some anubis monster and say "Wow, that thing is sexy!"

Tl;DR most Lucario fans deserve a swift kick in the groin