Alright /vp/, lets say I wanted to be a complete and total faggot asshole and have the gayest fucking team imaginable; what would I have on it?

I'm talking skarmory with spikes, stealth rock, spikes, roost, and whirlwind.

Liepard with swagger, thunder wave, foul play, and substitute.

Umbreon with wish, toxic, heal bell, and protect.

Thins of that calibur. I want to piss my friend the fuck off. I want him to be gauging his eyes out before the fight is over.