>Replace battery in Pokemon Gold
>decide i'll pay it again since my file got deleted
>want to use a Crobat because I used one in HeartGold and it was really good
>it's a level 31 Golbat right now (fucking hate this happiness shit)
> get the TM for Sludge Bomb
>"Yeah finally a poison move for my Golbat"
>[Golbat cannot learn this move]
>figure it has to be a Crobat to learn it but I still think it's bullshit
>check Bulbapedia just to make sure
>IT CAN'T FUCKING LEARN IT
>the only poison move it can learn is toxic

I can't fucking believe this shit the only fucking poison move it can learn is toxic through a TM which you get AFTER the Elite Four in Kanto? Toxic doesn't even get fucking stab! Are you fucking kidding me? ITS A GODDAMN POISON TYPE AND IT DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE POISON TYPE MOVE IN IT'S LEVEL UP MOVE POOL AND IT CANT LEARN SLUDGE BOMB ON TOP OF THAT? I know I'm getting mad at an old game and it shouldn't matter anymore but I'm fucking pissed, I trained this goddamn thing all the way to level 31 and for what? I honestly didn't know it was this bad in generation 2. It can't even learn fly till it's a Crobat for fucks sake.