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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:23:34 No.11822747 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11822757 >>11822790 >>11822829 >>11823501

I have done research on what /vp/ loves and hates in a Pokemon, and have deduced that this team would be perfect for anyone who fits the stereotype. Here it is.

Smogren

Smogren Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:24:52 No.11822757 Report

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>>11822747
I love it. But there's one problem: Cradily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:25:13 No.11822759 Report

Quoted By: >>11822782

>Sudowoodo
nobody even talks about him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:25:54 No.11822764 Report

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where is Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:25:57 No.11822765 Report

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Needs Honchkrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:26:11 No.11822770 Report

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not gonna lie, I would use this team in every game

I might ditch sudowoodo though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:26:47 No.11822781 Report

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nodave/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:26:56 No.11822782 Report

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>>11822759
i think that's the point, they're so obscure to /vp/ that there's not enough people that hate them, except for Sableye and Shuckle, everybody loves those little fellas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:28:22 No.11822789 Report

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too much gen 2

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:28:25 No.11822790 Report

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>>11822747
Okay, since you're already complaining, here's how I did it.
Step one, find a picture of all Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:29:35 No.11822800 Report

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I actually do like all these pokemon.
At the very least I don't dislike any of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:30:07 No.11822808 Report

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Swalot is an excellent bro. Leave him, Shuckle and Wobuffet. The rest can crawl back up /vp/'s scrunched-up asshole,

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:30:09 No.11822809 Report

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>>11822790
Step two, remove all "cute" and "girly" Pokemon that the closet gays hate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:30:40 No.11822812 Report

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>>11822808
*.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:32:20 No.11822825 Report

Quoted By: >>11822841 >>11822933 >>11822946 >>11823012

>>11822809
Step three, remove all "lel edgy" Pokemon that the faggots hate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:32:50 No.11822829 Report

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>>11822747

>Sableye
>bro
pick two

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:33:32 No.11822836 Report

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>>11822808
>not liking cradily or sableye

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:33:58 No.11822839 Report

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The only shithead in there is Sableye, the rest are rarely mentioned at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:34:22 No.11822841 Report

Quoted By: >>11822864 >>11822960

>>11822825
Step four, remove all "inanimate objects" that nostalgiafags hate (I left a few because there's so much ironic love for them here).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:35:15 No.11822853 Report

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>>11822839
>Shuckle
>rarely mentioned
confirmed for blind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:36:23 No.11822864 Report

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>>11822841
Step five, remove all "furshit" that people don't like only because furries favor them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:38:31 No.11822883 Report

Quoted By: >>11822898

>Not Dunsparce/Charizard/Honchkrow/Machamp/Shuckle/Farfetch'd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:39:30 No.11822897 Report

Quoted By: >>11822919 >>11823088 >>11823113

>>11822864
Step six, remove everything based on a real animal. "It's just a DOG."
Again, some I wasn't sure about so I left them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:39:34 No.11822898 Report

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>>11822883
>farfetch'd
>implying it's an owl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:40:19 No.11822909 Report

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>>11822809
Butterfree, Keldeo, Dragonair and Meganium aren't girly but Bagon, Stunky, Standard Rotom and Zigzagoon are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:40:37 No.11822915 Report

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>>11822864
>furshitgone
>Cobalion, Virizion, Terrakion, Luxray, Lati@s, Raichu, Serperior, Suicune, Entei, Raikou, Lugia, Sceptile, Combusken, Flygon, Arcanine, Floatzel, Mewtwo, Dragonite, Emboar, Machoke, Girafarig

Just saiyan, not complanin'.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:41:00 No.11822919 Report

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>>11822897
Step seven, remove all dragons and dragon-like Pokemon (lel edgy Part II).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:42:20 No.11822933 Report

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>>11822825
>Edgy
>Removing Zekrom
>Not also removing Reshiram
You had me going until that part.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:42:46 No.11822937 Report

Quoted By: >>11822954 >>11822956 >>11822975

>>11822919
Step eight, remove all alien and alien-looking Pokemon because it's too unrealistic for a franchise based around magical creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:43:25 No.11822946 Report

Quoted By: >>11822985

>>11822825
Because Muk is Edgy? I'm sure you're just randomly deleting the ones you dislike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:43:50 No.11822950 Report

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>>11822933
>edgy
>removing zekrom
>not also removing reshiram, black kyurem and white kyurem
ftfy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:43:56 No.11822954 Report

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>>11822937
Step nine, remove all legendary Pokemon.
Duh.

Grimlock08

Grimlock08 Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:44:01 No.11822956 Report

Quoted By: >>11822968

>>11822937
But sableye is pretty much based on an alien

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:44:35 No.11822960 Report

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>>11822841
>Inanimate objects
>Removes Gardevoir
You have no idea what you're doing.
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:44:54 No.11822968 Report

Quoted By: >>11822995

>>11822956
it's more like a demon or goblin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:44:59 No.11822970 Report

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No fucking way. Swalot is a dicksucker supreme. Looks absolutely retarded.

Cradily can blow me. Such an annoying Double Team spamming cunt in the Battle Tower.

4/6 wouldn't train.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:45:16 No.11822975 Report

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>>11822937
>remove all alien-looking pokemon
>keep arceus
>keep genesect
>keep lickitung
>keep any pokemon at all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:45:19 No.11822976 Report

Quoted By: >>11822991 >>11822993 >>11823061

>>11822954
Step ten, remove all "overdesigned" Pokemon.
Because faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:46:28 No.11822985 Report

Quoted By: >>11823018

>>11822946
To be fair, it's not like /vp/ is giving the poor anon concrete definitions for what is edgy and cute, etc.

And by the anon's end result, anon knows /vp/ better than you do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:46:45 No.11822991 Report

Quoted By: >>11823001 >>11823009

>>11822976
Step eleven, remove anything yellow, because I was running out of ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:47:03 No.11822993 Report

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>>11822976
>overdesigned
>gets rid of Weezing
wut

Grimlock08

Grimlock08 Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:47:09 No.11822995 Report

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>>11822968
Specifically the Hopkinsville Goblin. An extraterrestrial creature that attacked a family in kentucky I believe in the 1950's

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:47:46 No.11822999 Report

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I like them all except for Swalot and it's useless diamonds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:48:02 No.11823001 Report

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>>11822991
but /vp/ likes yellow

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:48:28 No.11823009 Report

Quoted By: >>11823024

>>11822991
Step twelve, remove all Pokemon not in their final or only stage (as of Gen V).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:48:50 No.11823012 Report

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>>11822825
>edgy
>Croconaw/Feraligatr
Feraligatr I can see. Croconaw? Just no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:49:18 No.11823018 Report

Quoted By: >>11823046

>>11822985
I've been here since /vp/ was first fucking started. Back when the only thing you'd see in here was Pokegirl porn and furries everywhere.
So I'm quite confident in myself.
Aside from Sableeye and Shuckle, OP is off by a long shot.
Cry me a river

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:49:37 No.11823024 Report

Quoted By: >>11823033 >>11823043 >>11823059

>>11823009
Step thirteen, remove all Gen V Pokemon because nostalgiafags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:49:42 No.11823025 Report

Quoted By: >>11823055

Give /vp/ a Ditto. /vp/ loves Ditto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:50:27 No.11823033 Report

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>>11823024
>vileplume making it this far
I'm ok with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:51:05 No.11823043 Report

Quoted By: >>11823064

>>11823024
Step fourteen, remove all Gen I Pokemon because newfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:51:25 No.11823046 Report

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>>11823018
Also Wobbunoir Ace Private Eye. OP got that right too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:52:25 No.11823055 Report

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>>11823025
I just never get around to even using Ditto, bar breeding purposes.

SadCat

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SadCat Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:52:27 No.11823057 Report

Quoted By: >>11823074 >>11823136

Shit, OP. You are one autistic motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:52:32 No.11823059 Report

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>>11823024
Shouldn't it be Gen III onwards?
You'd be left with 6 Pokemon exactly too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:52:37 No.11823061 Report

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>>11822976
>Step ten, remove all "overdesigned" Pokemon.
>Gen IV wiped off completely
top lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:53:02 No.11823064 Report

Quoted By: >>11823120

>>11823043
Step fifteen, flip a coin to decide which Grass type gets to stay. Tails, so we have our barnacle monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:53:39 No.11823074 Report

Quoted By: >>11823118

>>11823057
And here we go with the travesty of a medical term!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:55:20 No.11823088 Report

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>>11822897
Why didn't you remove Cradily.
It's just a fucking Barnacle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:57:41 No.11823113 Report

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>>11822897
Why didn't you remove 'em all.
They're just Pokemon.

SadCat

SadCat Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:58:07 No.11823118 Report

Quoted By: >>11823136

>>11823074
Don't be so dramatic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:58:15 No.11823120 Report

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>>11823064
For those of you whining about taking off Pokemon in the wrong step, it's because I've missed a few along the way and didn't feel like changing everything afterwards.
These are based on stereotypes, not on my preferences.
I didn't remove some Pokemon in certain steps because I planned to remove them along with a bigger group in another step.
Furshit was based on what is most common here on /vp/, not furshit in general.
I've explained my reasoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 19:59:36 No.11823136 Report

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>>11823057
>>11823118
Why are you using a name? You're contributing nothing to this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 20:07:34 No.11823208 Report

Quoted By: >>11823312 >>11823356

fixed it for you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 20:15:19 No.11823312 Report

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>>11823208
Yes, this is much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 20:19:32 No.11823356 Report

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>>11823208
>NFE
>Gens I and V
2/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Mar 2013 20:35:03 No.11823501 Report

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>>11822747
>only gen 3 and gen 2

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