Post your sad stories of terrible Pokemon related shit that happened to you.

I'll go first.

>Ten minutes ago
>Start Leaf Green game on emulator because bored.
>Pick Bulbasuar
>Check stats
Alright a bold nature isn't too bad an- hang on...
Is he greener than I remember? Weird.
>Start battle with rival fagpnts
>Bulbasaur sparkles
Oh shit! I got my first shiny!
Oh shit! I got it on an emulator and nobody will fucking believe me and this doesn't even count.
Goddammit.
>Cry in corner