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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:30:26 No.11853864 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11858273

What Pokemon do you think would have the biggest cocks?

Pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:30:53 No.11853871 Report

Quoted By: >>11853880 >>11853892 >>11853904 >>11853916 >>11856684

Gorillas actually have extremely small dicks.

Hector

Hector Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:31:44 No.11853880 Report

Quoted By: >>11853889 >>11853892 >>11856894

Compared to body size or just in general

>>11853871
Why do you know that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:32:08 No.11853885 Report

Quoted By: >>11853899 >>11856626 >>11858504

Isn't there a website that lists the penis size of each Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:32:16 No.11853889 Report

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>>11853880

I won't lie, I learned it from an episode of Black Dynamite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:32:35 No.11853892 Report

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>>11853880
In general

>>11853871

why do you know that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:32:40 No.11853895 Report

Quoted By: >>11853970 >>11853978

Wailord obviously.

Not only do whales naturally have monster cocks, but he's gigantic as well.

Hector

Hector Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:33:16 No.11853899 Report

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>>11853885
Oh god, I actually remember that.

Something about a description of each one too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:33:52 No.11853904 Report

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>>11853871
But Slaking is a sloth.

Cyndaquil (If it is an echidna) obviously has a three-pronged penis.

Swanna would clearly have an almost foot long one or so.

Slugmas and Magcargos would clearly spear each other in the faces with gooey penises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:35:01 No.11853916 Report

Quoted By: >>11854108

>>11853871
In relation to their size, barnacles have enormous cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:35:31 No.11853921 Report

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Serperior has two penises and Slugma has a penis and a "love dart". Also, when a Combee has sex with a Vespiquen, it's penis comes off and blocks its vagina up.

That's all my animal-related penis knowledge.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:36:05 No.11853929 Report

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You know it to be true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:36:08 No.11853931 Report

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Arcanine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:37:25 No.11853943 Report

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Wailord. Are you guys retarded?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:37:37 No.11853945 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:37:40 No.11853946 Report

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Slaking would always want to be getting fucked though, which would make having sex with it boring

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:38:32 No.11853960 Report

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>>11853946
He already got fucked.

By his ability.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:39:20 No.11853970 Report

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>>11853895
This
Also, Ditto for obvious reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:40:16 No.11853978 Report

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>>11853895
Wailord is actually pretty small for a whale. At least compared to our biggest ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:43:31 No.11854002 Report

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>>>/lgbt/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:44:17 No.11854013 Report

Quoted By: >>11854113

Arceus

He IS a god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:54:23 No.11854108 Report

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>>11853916
That means Cradily has the biggest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 22:55:12 No.11854113 Report

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>>11854013
It's genderless, it has no cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 00:28:31 No.11855078 Report

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>>11853904
>But Slaking is a sloth.

lel

It's clearly based on a gorilla.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 01:53:16 No.11855949 Report

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Stantler, I mean LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:51:41 No.11856626 Report

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>>11853885
link?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:53:48 No.11856656 Report

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Stay classy, /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:54:03 No.11856662 Report

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I fucking hate you, /vp/.
You made me go to google and look up some animal dicks.
Congratulations. You made a guy stare at many animal dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:55:34 No.11856684 Report

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>>11853871
why do you know that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:56:32 No.11856694 Report

Quoted By: >>11856766

Palkia.
His head is a gigantic penis, imagine how big his actual penis is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:00:55 No.11856751 Report

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Pokemon don't have gentials, retards

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2

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Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2 Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:01:01 No.11856753 Report

Quoted By: >>11856794 >>11856861 >>11858262

a cute penis > a ridiculously huge penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:01:42 No.11856766 Report

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>>11856694

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:03:40 No.11856794 Report

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>>11856753
Nobody cares

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2

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Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2 Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:08:03 No.11856850 Report

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>>11856794

are you sure that you don't? :3c

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:08:59 No.11856861 Report

Quoted By: >>11856901

>>11856753
Kemo I hope you die a horrible death. I don't usually hate people, but I want to watch you dissolve in acid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:11:40 No.11856894 Report

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>>11853880
A gorilla penis is only 1inch

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2

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Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2 Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:12:10 No.11856901 Report

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>>11856861

don't worry, i can't take your pokemon or anything!

dicks

dicks Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:34:33 No.11857173 Report

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Furret. I mean Look at its tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:19:02 No.11858239 Report

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I'm going with Rapidash on this one. Horses have huge dongs and I assume its no different in the Pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:21:49 No.11858262 Report

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>>11856753
You wouldn't know cute if it were staring you right in the face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:23:03 No.11858273 Report

Quoted By: >>11858314

>>11853864
not slacking. gorillas have one of the smallest cock-to-body ratio of any animal. idk about sloths though. biggest cock goes to:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:27:18 No.11858314 Report

Quoted By: >>11858373

>>11858273
Yeah, Wilford Brimley probably has a huge dong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:29:40 No.11858332 Report

Quoted By: >>11858378

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:35:50 No.11858373 Report

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>>11858314
totally

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:36:43 No.11858378 Report

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>>11858332
He doesn't have the biggest cock, but he ranks highly in the getting bitches category. Massive cocks don't get you bitches. Knowing how to use a good sized cock gets you bitches. Also, being a honey badger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:38:03 No.11858391 Report

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Obviously Ditto, he could be a huge dick, a little dick, a big black dick, or a tiny yellow dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:38:48 No.11858396 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:39:36 No.11858401 Report

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>>11858378
Who says you can't get bitches and have a huge dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:41:14 No.11858413 Report

Quoted By: >>11858424

>>11858401
is that a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:42:21 No.11858421 Report

Quoted By: >>11858442

>>11858401
I see you read my story I recently finished the first draft of. That or just coincidentally found that image and cropped it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:42:28 No.11858422 Report

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>Dat rapidash

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:42:42 No.11858424 Report

Quoted By: >>11858433

>>11858413
It's a Typhlosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:43:52 No.11858433 Report

Quoted By: >>11858442

>>11858424
i'm trying so hard to see it. i guess i have aspeargers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:45:15 No.11858442 Report

Quoted By: >>11858456 >>11858505

>>11858421
I saw the first draft, did you update it?

>>11858433
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbz1qyIaX01rg3hqgo1_1280.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:47:16 No.11858456 Report

Quoted By: >>11858465

>>11858442
Nope, it's still the same one as before. I thought I implied that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:47:32 No.11858458 Report

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>>11853929
FUCK!
You beat me to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:48:25 No.11858465 Report

Quoted By: >>11858473

>>11858456
Oh, sorry, thanks btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:49:50 No.11858473 Report

Quoted By: >>11858485

>>11858465
S'cool

Also, if you ever feel like talking to a weirdo, I post with my email all the time in FF General. Or just put me on weird mailing lists, whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:51:16 No.11858485 Report

Quoted By: >>11858502

>>11858473
Okay, I might, I still have your Fanfiction account in my bookmarks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:52:55 No.11858502 Report

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>>11858485
And I will post the finished version there once I finish it.

Talk to you at some point, maybe, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:53:01 No.11858504 Report

Quoted By: >>11858518

>>11853885
Oh jesus is that still up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:53:15 No.11858505 Report

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>>11858442
ahhhhhh i see it okay. ew haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:55:05 No.11858518 Report

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>>11858504
Unfortunately Hino's page went down, and it has since been lost or at least only on the Wayback maybe.

She's got her Oekaki on a new page though, so who knows if she's planning to put it somewhere.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 06:05:32 No.11858582 Report

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Neigh-ther of you saw it coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 07:19:49 No.11859081 Report

Quoted By: >>11859088

female lopunny because futa

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 07:20:40 No.11859088 Report

Quoted By: >>11859107 >>11859431

>>11859081
>Futa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 07:22:23 No.11859107 Report

Quoted By: >>11859115 >>11859146

>>11859088
>hating futa
neo /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 07:23:25 No.11859115 Report

Quoted By: >>11859439

>>11859107
Take your disgusting fetish back to >>>/d/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 07:26:15 No.11859146 Report

Quoted By: >>11859400

>>11859107
>Stop_not_liking_what_I_like!.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 08:10:49 No.11859400 Report

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>>11859146
>That's_my_fetish.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 08:18:28 No.11859431 Report

Quoted By: >>11859454

>>11859088
>not liking futa

What are you, gay?

Discordant !!tw0qx+V6no0

Discordant !!tw0qx+V6no0 Wed 03 Apr 2013 08:20:13 No.11859439 Report

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>>11859115
Actually, more like >>>/mlp/. The shitposters from /d/ came in and turned everyone's fetish to futa and crotchboobs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 08:28:28 No.11859454 Report

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>>11859431
>liking futa
Shiggydiggy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 08:43:30 No.11859513 Report

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For some reason I've always wanted to get pounded a Hitmonlee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 12:59:41 No.11860621 Report

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do you think the lati twins fuck each other?

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