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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:09:58 No.11856088 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11856105 >>11856733 >>11856885 >>11858081

Pick one of these guys. Got it?

You now have to fight it in a death match, one on one, how do you fair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:10:56 No.11856097 Report

Quoted By: >>11856118 >>11856143

Emboar.

I win easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:12:04 No.11856105 Report

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>>11856088
Remains of anon found today
Apparently maimed by a giant chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:12:18 No.11856109 Report

Quoted By: >>11856132 >>11856143

Nice, I chose overdesigned monkey, so I win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:12:22 No.11856110 Report

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Blaziken.
> Protect
> Brave Bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:13:05 No.11856118 Report

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>>11856097
>330 lbs. pig
>easy win

yeah ok buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:13:36 No.11856125 Report

Quoted By: >>11856149

No matter who I picked, it would crush me without giving me a chance.

>Blaziken Masters
>Infernape Kakarot
>Ganon

How am I supposed to deal with any of these things?

Masturbator

Masturbator Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:14:26 No.11856132 Report

Quoted By: >>11856164

>>11856109

>108 base speed
>104 base attack
>HUR HUR overdesigned

Good luck with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:15:13 No.11856135 Report

Quoted By: >>11856142 >>11856159

I win
I'm a vaporeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:16:07 No.11856142 Report

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>>11856135
No, you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:16:10 No.11856143 Report

Quoted By: >>11856155

>>11856097
>>11856109
Oh yeah you guys will totally be able to beat up these fire shooting, punch throwing, monsters no doubt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:16:21 No.11856146 Report

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Batman wins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:16:38 No.11856148 Report

Quoted By: >>11856155

>thinking you can beat any of these in a one-on-one fight

Are you fucking retarded? The vast majority of Pokemon would fucking slaughter you if that was ever their intention; it's not even a matter of stats. Remove the lens of cute that Nintendo likes to polish their product with, and you realize how fucking monstrous they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:17:10 No.11856149 Report

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>>11856125
Blaziken is really light weight, so you can just push it, get on top and pound away. Then again chickens are fucking crazy killing machines when they fight

Infernape... yeah you're dead. its 3'11 so you have to bend down to grab it, and it'll just pop your nuts. Unless you kick it really damn hard

emboar can be tired out, and a good punch in the head will stop it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:17:36 No.11856155 Report

Quoted By: >>11856161 >>11856169 >>11856177 >>11856187

>>11856148
>>11856143
They don't even exist
Also, do you even lift?
I bet you guys never entered a gym lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:18:30 No.11856159 Report

Quoted By: >>11856181 >>11856264 >>11857637

>>11856135
NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT. POKEMON DON'T FUCKING EXIST IN OUR REALM. JUST FUCKING ADMIT THAT YOU'D GET FUCKING SLAUGHTERED RATHER THAN MAKING BULLSHIT UP ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU AREN'T SLY I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THAT SHIT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:18:41 No.11856161 Report

Quoted By: >>11856173

>>11856155
lifting doesnt make you a better fighter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:19:04 No.11856164 Report

Quoted By: >>11856179 >>11856227

>>11856132
My speed level is superior, and I can air slash that nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:19:28 No.11856169 Report

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>>11856155
I entered to every Gym of 5 different Regions faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:19:43 No.11856173 Report

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>>11856161
1v1 me m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:19:51 No.11856177 Report

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>>11856155
>they don't exist
>whole purpose of the thread is under circumstances where they do exist
>lel
>do you even lift

I hate this board so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:20:00 No.11856179 Report

Quoted By: >>11856197

>>11856164
> browsees /vp/ all day
> muuu speeeed is betterr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:20:32 No.11856181 Report

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>>11856159
Le anus flustered

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:20:49 No.11856185 Report

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Pokemon attacks are actually not all too powerful. How come 99% of Pokemon attacks merely make the opponent faint, not die? Okay so Blaziken hi jump kicks you in the head and you're knocked out. When you regain consciousness you can snap the fucker's head off and cook him in his own fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:20:51 No.11856187 Report

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>>11856155
I don't need to go to gyms because I already beat the elite four

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:21:26 No.11856197 Report

Quoted By: >>11856227

>>11856179
I browse /vp/ fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:22:07 No.11856207 Report

Quoted By: >>11856225

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/nyregion/18chimp.html?_r=0

This is what a chimp did to a womans face. You're all dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:23:34 No.11856225 Report

Quoted By: >>11856241

>>11856207
>woman

Masturbator

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Masturbator Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:23:42 No.11856227 Report

Quoted By: >>11856243 >>11856251 >>11856494 >>11856542

>>11856164
>>11856197
There is no one on 4chan that can run a mile without stopping. Therefore, there is no way you can outspeed Infernape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:25:00 No.11856241 Report

Quoted By: >>11856274 >>11856293

>>11856225
Read the article. The chimp just grabbed her face playfully and ripped it off.

A MONKEY WAS FUCKING AROUND AND DID THAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:25:03 No.11856243 Report

Quoted By: >>11856253

>>11856227
>projecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:25:14 No.11856247 Report

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Umm...no one here would be able to beat them in a death match. If you think you can youre fucking deluding yourself. remember they dont even have to be near you...they can just hit you with a flamethrower and burn you to death. And if you do manage to get near them theyll easily shatter your bones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:26:02 No.11856251 Report

Quoted By: >>11856261

>>11856227
>what is /fit/

Masturbator

Masturbator Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:26:13 No.11856253 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856243

Where do you think we are?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:26:16 No.11856256 Report

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ITT: Idiots that think they have any chance of competing with Pokemon, aka: IRPers, and others with propensity to entertain delusions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:26:40 No.11856261 Report

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>>11856251
A lot of faggots who lie about lifting things, when actually they only lift dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:26:48 No.11856264 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856159
>implying you've tried to see through shit before by sticking it on your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:27:33 No.11856274 Report

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>>11856241

Chimps aren't monkeys and they're hilariously strong. A pregnant orangutan that weighed less than a quarter of a sumo wrestler destroyed the sumo with absolutely no effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:27:51 No.11856280 Report

Quoted By: >>11856353

One question:

If blaziken has speed boost, does its punches go faster too?

Masturbator

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Masturbator Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:28:58 No.11856293 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856241

>Chimpanzees
>Monkeys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:29:44 No.11856303 Report

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>vp's version of 100 Brocks vs 10 gorillas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:30:33 No.11856316 Report

Quoted By: >>11856359 >>11856379

if only I could pick Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:31:35 No.11856335 Report

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>any human thinking they'd last more than 30 seconds against any of them
You niggers serious? Brock Lesnar (pre diverculitis) would get destroyed in seconds by any one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:32:58 No.11856353 Report

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>>11856280
yes. anything that any combatant COULD do in a fight, you always assume it can do.

Gamefreak

Gamefreak Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:33:21 No.11856359 Report

Quoted By: >>11856409

>>11856316
Too bad they all know Stone Edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:33:32 No.11856364 Report

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wouldn't any of them win?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:34:54 No.11856379 Report

Quoted By: >>11856415

>>11856316
A charizard is easy to beat, get behind it and break its wings. Or grab its horn and aim its flamethrower away from you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:37:51 No.11856409 Report

Quoted By: >>11856418

>>11856359
> Stone miss
> hiting anytime
ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:38:29 No.11856415 Report

Quoted By: >>11856479

>>11856379

How are you going to go about doing that? Please enlighten us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:38:49 No.11856418 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856409
>mfw gravity landorus
>mfw hitting bitches with 100acc stone edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:40:13 No.11856435 Report

Quoted By: >>11856462 >>11856501 >>11856512

I'd shoot them with a water pistol throw some sneaky pebbles their way and fuck off.
Job done.

Human is best Pokemon.
>It knows more than 4 moves.
>Can change its type quickly.
>Knows how to use special items.
>Millions of them.
>Intelligent.
>Only creature with access to Nuclear explosives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:41:14 No.11856462 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856435

Good until that last point. Victini

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:42:06 No.11856479 Report

Quoted By: >>11856508 >>11856567

>>11856415
run behind it, how slow can you fatasses be?

Get on its back, you do this by getting on its fucking back.

Break the wing by grabbing it and pulling it REALLY FAR BACK.

When shit gets real, stomp out its tail flame and no more charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:42:59 No.11856494 Report

Quoted By: >>11856636

>>11856227
What? Now that's retarded. Not only I think that's completely wrong, I think the majority of people on 4chan can do that.
And "running without stopping" is equivalent to endurance, which is different of speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:43:36 No.11856501 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856435
>Human assumed to be Normal type.
>Those 3 are fire/FIGHTING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:44:10 No.11856508 Report

Quoted By: >>11856540

>>11856479
>just simply run behind Charizard
>don't worry, it won't do anything to try and stop you, it's just gonna stand there and watch you with a blank look on its face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:44:30 No.11856512 Report

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>>11856435
Humans are always normal and fighting.

You didnt make the nuclear bomb, nor do you know how to make shit. You are a dumb human being

I dont think guns are allowed unless you have a gun stuck inside your ass or some shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:45:17 No.11856521 Report

Quoted By: >>11856617 >>11856657 >>11856681

Depends, is it a closed space?

In an open field you could potentially outrun Emboar (65 base speed seems manageable) and keep throwing shit at him and he wouldn't be able to keep up. Eventually you would either score a lucky hit or completely escape. He is the only you could actually try facing, though. Both Infernape and Blaziken would make mincemeat out of anyone in a few seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:46:42 No.11856540 Report

Quoted By: >>11856585 >>11856605 >>11856610

>>11856508
Ever heard of strafing? run to the left side as fast as possible, jump to the right and get behind when it aims its flamethrower to you. Grab the horn and am its face away from you if you have to

If it flies, grab the tail or some shit, or wait for it to land

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:46:52 No.11856542 Report

Quoted By: >>11856579

>>11856227
>tfw I can run 10k races and am on varsity track and field

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:47:53 No.11856567 Report

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>>11856479

What are you going to do if it uses it's wings to fly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:48:08 No.11856570 Report

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>Infernape
Nice knowing you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:48:27 No.11856579 Report

Quoted By: >>11856614 >>11856642

>>11856542
>on 4chan

yeah you're bullshitting no one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:48:53 No.11856585 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856540

You're not even trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:50:08 No.11856605 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856540

>outmaneuvering something with 100 base speed
>grabbing a tail that has a flame on it

do you even think before you type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:50:31 No.11856610 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856540
I think you underestimate how easy it is to turn your neck. He'll have his head facing toward a spot before you even reach it, and he'll fire his Flamethrower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:50:53 No.11856614 Report

Quoted By: >>11856633

>>11856579
Don't worry, physically healthy but socially retarded manchildren exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:51:10 No.11856617 Report

Quoted By: >>11856647

>>11856521
>thinking it can't hurdle big ass flames at your dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:52:12 No.11856633 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856614

That should be on a 4chan banner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:52:39 No.11856636 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856494
>What? Now that's retarded. Not only I think that's completely wrong, I think the majority of people on 4chan can do that.And "running without stopping" is equivalent to endurance, which is different of speed.
> I think the majority of people on 4chan can do that.
>I think the majority of people on 4chan
>I majority of people on 4chan
>people on 4chan
>on 4chan
>4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:52:50 No.11856642 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856579
>can hardly exercise because never gets off 4chan and only physical activity is fapping

Some people can be athletic and access the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:53:11 No.11856647 Report

Quoted By: >>11856706 >>11856707 >>11856708

>>11856617
Not if he's a running a completely physical moveset. They're all contact moves. But yeah, if it's mixed you're fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:53:48 No.11856657 Report

Quoted By: >>11856708

>>11856521

By doing that, you might just be giving him time to use a couple flame charges and build up speed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:54:24 No.11856671 Report

Quoted By:

Shoot Emboar in the face.
Done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:55:24 No.11856681 Report

Quoted By: >>11856708

>>11856521

>throwing shit at him and he wouldn't be able to keep up
>What is Fire Blast?
>What is Flamethrower?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:55:44 No.11856685 Report

Quoted By: >>11856760

>Infernape can move in and Close Combat the shit out of you.
>Blaziken can Hi Jump Kick the shit out of you and don't even think about running if it got Speed Boost.
>Emboar can either flatten you with Heat Crash or Clothesline the shit out of you with Hammer Arm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:56:49 No.11856699 Report

Quoted By:

The funny thing is, if OP made it all grass types we might actually have a chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:57:14 No.11856706 Report

Quoted By: >>11856726

>>11856647
If it uses Flare Blitz it could just charge at you ignoring all the damage it takes and take you down with one hit and suffer recoil damage later,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:57:14 No.11856707 Report

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>>11856647
>moveset
>implying they would only know 4 moves maximum IRL
>implying they wouldn't have Fire moves regardless

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:57:29 No.11856708 Report

Quoted By: >>11856726

>>11856657
>>11856681
see >>11856647

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:58:55 No.11856726 Report

Quoted By: >>11856819

>>11856708
see
>>11856706

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 02:59:21 No.11856733 Report

Quoted By: >>11856760

>>11856088
>blaziken
>I recently broke my leg
I'm fucked if that little shit has speedboost

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:01:28 No.11856760 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856733
see>>11856685
You're fucked either way bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:05:12 No.11856819 Report

Quoted By: >>11856855

>>11856726
The thing is, if it a contact move, he needs to actually get to you in order to do damage. I'm not questioning whether or not he can throw fire from a distance, if he uses flamethrower you're fucked. But if - and only if - he has only contact moves and you're outspeeding him, he can't do shit to you. You're not crippled, if he can sprint when trying to use Flare Blitz, you can fucking sprint too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:08:23 No.11856855 Report

Quoted By: >>11857026

>>11856819
Not the same guy but, what makes you think 65 base speed which is slow for a Pokemon would be slow for a human? That being said, there's also the common Choice Scarf Emboar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:10:53 No.11856885 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856088
>how do you fair?

Mauled.

Roasted.

Served for dinner.

REGARDLESS of choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:21:46 No.11857026 Report

Quoted By: >>11857238

>>11856855
Most of the pokémon at the 60-65 speed tier don't seem relatively fast, but then again we're just going to spiral into subjectivity wars so let's just leave it at that. Choice Scarf probably outspeeds, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:39:55 No.11857238 Report

Quoted By: >>11857285 >>11857288 >>11857490 >>11857635 >>11857637

>>11857026
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAST IT IS YOU IDIOT. DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT? YOU'RE FIGHTING THESE GUYS ONEVONE; YOU'RE NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM THEM, AND EVEN IF YOU TRIED, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE POKEMON IN THE OP HAS A MOVE THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY REQUIRE THAT THEY TOUCH YOU. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? CLIMB IN A FUCKING TREE WHEN EMBOAR OR INFERNAPE TRY AND EARTHQUAKE YOU? WHAT ABOUT WHEN BLAZIKEN LIGHTS YOUR ASS UP WITH A FUCKING FIRE BLAST? OH, AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE DEBACLE THAT IS TOUCHING THEM. WHAT, YOU THINK PUNCHING SOME 300+ SCORCHING HOT PIG/BOAR IS GOING TO WORK OUT WELL? NO. OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOING TO END UP WELL.
>B-BUT I MADE THE JUNIOR VARSITY WRESTLING TEAM IN HIGH SCHOOL
>B-BUT MUH ENDURANCE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOGICALLY CHALLENGED? YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:42:56 No.11857285 Report

Quoted By: >>11857331

>>11857238
I'll beat the three then I'll woop your asperger ass all the way to fucking unova, prick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:43:08 No.11857288 Report

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>>11857238
>dat all-caps anal annihilation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:46:24 No.11857331 Report

Quoted By: >>11857370

>>11857285
Whoa there buddy, lets not lie to ourselves now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:49:52 No.11857370 Report

Quoted By: >>11857385 >>11857490 >>11857635 >>11857637

>>11857331
NO FUCK YOU. THIS IS THE BULLSHIT THAT I'M FUCKING LIVID ABOUT, YOU VAPID SLUT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE FIGHTS YOU, YOU'RE DEAD EITHER WAY. I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHICH ONE YOU PREFER, I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE ALWAYS HAS A SLOT ON YOUR TEAM OR WHICH ONE YOU CALL YOUR "BRO," YOU'RE GOING TO BE MASSACRED REGARDLESS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:51:35 No.11857385 Report

Quoted By: >>11857409

>>11857370
Nah, I think you're toast

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:53:58 No.11857409 Report

Quoted By: >>11857466

>>11857385
>filename

Yeah, and I think I'm done here. Makes sense that you're a dirty Mexican, considering that you're impermeable to logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 03:59:03 No.11857466 Report

Quoted By: >>11857490

>>11857409
Says the guy who think he can face off a bunch of fire breathing monsters

Oh, and what is google?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:00:42 No.11857490 Report

Quoted By: >>11857503 >>11857506

>>11857466
You're a fucking idiot. I am both >>11857370
and >>11857238.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:01:40 No.11857503 Report

Quoted By: >>11857520

>>11857490
how did you fix your caps lock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:01:52 No.11857506 Report

Quoted By: >>11857520

>>11857490

Congrats on finally figuring out how to take caps lock off, for a while I thought you had a stuck key.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:02:49 No.11857520 Report

Quoted By:

>>11857503
>>11857506
>what is applying emphasis to your posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:09:17 No.11857594 Report

Quoted By:

OP here
well this was an interesting thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:13:14 No.11857635 Report

Quoted By: >>11857807

>>11857238
>>11857370
wow, I can't believe you bumped a dead thread to post all that butthurt over a random post

jesus, get a grip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:13:17 No.11857637 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856159
>>11857238
>>11857370
>mfw BEING THIS MAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:19:24 No.11857682 Report

Quoted By:

>Blaziken
>Blaziken has incredibly strong legs - it can easily clear a 30-story building in one leap. This Pokémon's blazing punches leave its foes scorched and blackened.
That nigga will split you in half with a swift kick to the side. He's like a cassowary crossed with a Taekwondo master. His lower body strength is enormous. No chance to survive.

>Infernape
>It uses unique fighting moves with fire on its hands and feet. It will take on any opponent.
This guy moves around fucking fast, and has the limber and agile qualities of a monkey crossed with the hot and burning qualities of actual fire. Fights like a cross between Muay Thai and Capoeira. He'll wear you out fast, and you'll never recover.

>Emboar
>A flaring beard of fire is proof that it is fired up. It is adept at using many different moves.
Not only is this Monstrosity abnormally think for something its height, it can use pretty much any move you can think of. This pigga probably lifts all fucking day and can suplex trains. Unless you're Andre the fucking Giant, I doubt you'll overpower it.

Also they all breathe fucking fire. Good luck with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:26:10 No.11857743 Report

Quoted By: >>11857777 >>11857837

>Blaziken
Human used fucking gun.
Its super effective.
Fuck off.

Or better yet, just catch the god damn Pokemon then throw the pokeball in the bottom of a lake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:29:35 No.11857777 Report

Quoted By: >>11857792

>>11857743

>protect
>speed boost
>mirror move

You are now full of bullets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:31:47 No.11857792 Report

Quoted By: >>11857824

>>11857777
>Implying real life is fucking turn based.

Are you trolling or just a retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:33:45 No.11857807 Report

Quoted By: >>11857857

>>11857635
>bumped a dead thread
>the last post had been only 18 minutes before

You're an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:35:19 No.11857824 Report

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>>11857792

>implying pokemon moves work like the games do in real life

The point is, they always have a trick up their sleeves, and there isn't much you can do to stop them from murdering you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:38:17 No.11857837 Report

Quoted By: >>11857877

>>11857743
>shooting at a Blaziken

Oh wow. That's got to be the stupidest idea I've heard in months. I guess you don't think that Blaziken won't just melt the bullet, right? Good luck launching molten lead at a fire type, dumb shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:40:00 No.11857857 Report

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>>11857807
didn't look at the time but the other point still applies, no reason for such immense butthurt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:42:19 No.11857877 Report

Quoted By:

>>11857837
>new anon here
I wouldn't expect Blaziken to be able to melt the bullets.
Nor would I expect it to be able to fully dodge them.

But I'd expect it to react quickly enough (bad-ass reflexes) to get the fuck out of your aim and avoid getting hit in any vital spot.
Just little wounds that are unimportant.

And then you'd die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:42:54 No.11857882 Report

Quoted By: >>11857915 >>11857953 >>11858059

I think the only thing we learned here is that people tend to think they can overcome anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:45:49 No.11857915 Report

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>>11857882
Most of /vp/ is underage and thinks they're untouchable regardless of the opposition, so that makes sense actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:49:17 No.11857953 Report

Quoted By: >>11858041

>>11857882
No, they're just posting the last things they'd think before they ceased to exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:57:58 No.11858041 Report

Quoted By: >>11858049 >>11858075

>>11857953
>implying there is no pokeheaven/pokehell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 04:59:01 No.11858049 Report

Quoted By: >>11858070

>>11858041
Only Pokemon go to pokeheaven/pokehell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:00:03 No.11858059 Report

Quoted By: >>11858161

>>11857882
Maybe they're just not being serious?

Probably.

Anyway, I'm still a little surprised by this.
When reading about the various capabilities of many pokemon, it should be pretty obvious that many of them are basically diabolical monsters of destruction and havoc.

The shit they can do can be downright ridiculous.

Trying to take on just about ANY in a fair fight is... Well, good luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:00:52 No.11858070 Report

Quoted By: >>11858084

>>11858049
What happens to people then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:01:37 No.11858075 Report

Quoted By:

>>11858041
I meant physically. As in a powerful punch or kick rending them in two before they're disintegrated by the flames.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:01:56 No.11858081 Report

Quoted By:

>>11856088
B-blaziken...
I'm dead no matter which one I fight, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:02:13 No.11858084 Report

Quoted By: >>11858095

>>11858070
Straight to hell

There is no hope for sinners

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:03:24 No.11858095 Report

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>>11858084
So everyone joins Cyrus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:05:14 No.11858115 Report

Quoted By: >>11858128 >>11858137 >>11858176

How about this, all three of them at once and you get once pokemon to help

If you pick charizard they all get their dream world abilities and get rock slide/ stone edge

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:06:52 No.11858128 Report

Quoted By: >>11858149

>>11858115
I'll take Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:08:02 No.11858137 Report

Quoted By:

>>11858115
I'll take the GEP Gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:09:03 No.11858149 Report

Quoted By: >>11858166

>>11858128
> against three fighting types

lel good luck champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:09:52 No.11858161 Report

Quoted By:

>>11858059
Stupid exagerating pokedex.
>Duplicate file exists here.
>>11850305

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:10:42 No.11858166 Report

Quoted By: >>11858172

>>11858149

>ghost plate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:11:12 No.11858172 Report

Quoted By: >>11858243

>>11858166
>ripped into by flare blitz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:11:42 No.11858176 Report

Quoted By: >>11858183

>>11858115
I'll take Gengar. If all else fails he could probably just rip my soul out of my body and I could live my "life" as a ghost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:12:37 No.11858183 Report

Quoted By: >>11858233

>>11858176
That's a hell of a rescue, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:18:08 No.11858233 Report

Quoted By:

>>11858183
I can't think of any better ideas, short of having Arceus help you. It's a fucking 3 on 2 (more like 1) fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 05:19:16 No.11858243 Report

Quoted By:

>>11858172
>into

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