Look at that bitch. He's gone beyond rhinoceros. He murdered an Ankylosaurus and took his armor. Now he's an Ankylorhino. You wanna mess with a beast who can kill you with both ends of his body?
Look at that hand. See that hole in his hand? He shoots rocks from that hand. Fucking rocks, shot like cannonballs. Sometimes he stuffs a Geodude in there and shoots it for shits and giggles. Can you imagine a Geodude flying through the air at the speed of sound? Rock/Ground/Flying-type, fucker. Rhyperior is so awesome he gives Geodudes a third Type.
You know what the name of that move is? Rock Wrecker. Why? Because it wrecks your shit. You know Wreck-it Ralph? Imagine if Ralph was a rock. He'd be Wreck-it Rock. A rock that wrecks. Wrecking your shit all the way to Sunday.
Titty-sprinkles.
