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Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:43:18 No.11890721 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11890835 >>11891056 >>11891656 >>11892364 >>11894928 >>11895352

The same clerk in B2/W2:
>I might not look like it, but I'm a mom. Well, I should say I'll be a mom soon.

So Hilbert got some random NPC pregnant and then disappeared?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:44:58 No.11890744 Report

Quoted By: >>11890765

B2/W2 takes places 2 years after Black/White.

Say what you will about her situation. I doubt Hilbert is "gone".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:46:06 No.11890765 Report

Quoted By: >>11891194

>>11890744
What if he kept hanging out with her after B/W

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:51:39 No.11890835 Report

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>>11890721
Who said the protag never bones once in a while? Especially with all those hawt gym leaders and rivals and such running around...
>"Boner achievement accuired!"
Is it getting hot in here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:53:30 No.11890865 Report

Quoted By: >>11890925

I always imagined the older protags slept around.
I've never thought of Hilda as a virgin for some reason.
>muh pure waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:57:51 No.11890925 Report

Quoted By: >>11891084

>>11890865
I always imagined all the protags getting down.
>Red and sabrina
>Gold and clair
And so on.
I like to headcanon gold getting it on with reds mom for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:09:49 No.11891056 Report

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>>11890721
Babies have to be made by sex. Even in the pokeworld.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:11:49 No.11891084 Report

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>>11890925
I don't think Red is any Cassanova but I'm sure he's dtf when the moment calls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:16:00 No.11891127 Report

Quoted By: >>11891160

In BW2, when you're playing as Rosa, Hiker Andy mentions that he met someone at the Ferris Wheel two years ago, and fell in love with that person. He's the same Hiker that Hilbert could ride the Ferris Wheel with in the Summer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:18:36 No.11891160 Report

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>>11891127
So that hiker is the first gay char in the games huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:19:48 No.11891170 Report

Quoted By: >>11891351 >>11891393

>Implying Rosa and Nate didn't sleep their way up in Pokestar studios.
>Implying you haven't unlocked the secret porn movie you can make

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:21:51 No.11891182 Report

Quoted By: >>11891194

Unless humans take longer to develop in the pokemon world, he can't have got her pregnant. B2/W2 takes place 2 years after B/W, not 9 months. (unless you assume that Hilbert stayed in Unova for a year and a bit before fucking off to a distant region).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:23:54 No.11891194 Report

Quoted By: >>11891210

>>11891182
See>>11890765
this seems logical. He probably stayed around for a bit and gave her the D before leaving her a single mother.
Child support anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:24:33 No.11891198 Report

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Hilbert probably slept with a couple of female Ace trainers and Veterans.

This is my headcanon at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:25:59 No.11891210 Report

Quoted By: >>11891232

>>11891194
Hilbert wouldn't do such a thing.

Perhaps he send her money for their kid every now and then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:27:07 No.11891223 Report

Quoted By: >>11895788

I don't see Hilbert as a guy who sleeps around a lot for some reason, but maybe that's just me.

I wouldn't be surprised if fucked the shit out of one of those ace trainers or lasses though.

I think Cheren and Bianca are virgins too. Iffy on N, but since he's so childish he probably is as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:27:59 No.11891232 Report

Quoted By: >>11891260

>>11891210
Your right.
that seems more like something any of the rivals would do, like Blue or Silver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:30:49 No.11891260 Report

Quoted By: >>11891293 >>11891309

>>11891232
>implying Lyra doesn't give Silver free bjs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:34:10 No.11891293 Report

Quoted By: >>11891309 >>11891890

>>11891260
she likes bad boys
Its very easy to headcannon this type of thing. Great huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:34:48 No.11891299 Report

Quoted By: >>11891316

I believe that Bianca wanted Hilbert's dick but she was too shy to ask him for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:35:19 No.11891309 Report

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>>11891293
>>11891260
I can see this happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:36:03 No.11891316 Report

Quoted By: >>11891326

>>11891299
>Implying he didnt know
He knew. He probably gave it to her after he became champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:37:17 No.11891326 Report

Quoted By: >>11891348 >>11891377

>>11891316
or he didn't because bianca is a cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:39:39 No.11891348 Report

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>>11891326
What gave you that impression of her?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:39:42 No.11891351 Report

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>>11891170
I'd buy that dlc
what have I become?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:42:18 No.11891377 Report

Quoted By: >>11891390

>>11891326
Not a cunt. Just annoying. The type you would have very rough Snuu-Snuu with.
>TAKE IT!! Uuggh!!! Ugghhh!!
I see it happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:43:32 No.11891390 Report

Quoted By: >>11891412

>>11891377
Like make her cry or some shit?

I can dig it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:43:44 No.11891393 Report

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>>11891170
>implying 50 ft woman series wasn't fetish porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:45:11 No.11891412 Report

Quoted By: >>11891471

>>11891390
Make her cry and beg for more.
also what about misty, jasmine, winnona, and all those?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:45:57 No.11891424 Report

Quoted By: >>11891456 >>11891499 >>11895798

So which pokegirl would want the D the most in Unova?

>inb4 Skyla

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:47:58 No.11891456 Report

Quoted By: >>11891483 >>11891900

>>11891424
hilda, why else would she dress so slutty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:49:19 No.11891471 Report

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>>11891412
My headcanon:
Misty would be tsundere as fuck
Jasmine have to be sweet talk to it.
Winona would be up for it sometimes

You need to ask Sabrina since she can read your mind
>Hey Sab-
>Lose the pants.

Whitney would be crazy for the D and always cries when you leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:50:26 No.11891483 Report

Quoted By: >>11891624

>>11891456
I agree. Hilda seems to want it bad.
>Oh no!! You beat me in battle!!...
>But i have no money!! :'(
>Woops! Dropped my pokeball! ;)
>bends over... Hmmmm where is it? ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:51:28 No.11891499 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891424
Burgh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:54:46 No.11891539 Report

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more importantly

Nursery Aide June isn't a trap in any of the international versions except french

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:55:25 No.11891552 Report

Quoted By: >>11891605

You guys are forgetting about Caitlin.
Imagine Hilbert waking her up with the D in her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:00:03 No.11891605 Report

Quoted By: >>11891616 >>11891637

>>11891552
that's rape yo, rape aint funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:00:08 No.11891606 Report

Quoted By: >>11891714

Im sure Gold boned the rocket chicks.
And maybe even that rocket exec. She wasnt too bad looking. total Milf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:01:20 No.11891616 Report

Quoted By: >>11891634

>>11891605
>rape isn't funny
feminist pls go

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:01:33 No.11891624 Report

Quoted By: >>11891646

>>11891483
As obvious as it seems, I'd still ask if she was just teasing or serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:02:01 No.11891634 Report

Quoted By: >>11891911

>>11891616
>implying only female get raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:02:07 No.11891637 Report

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>>11891605
>Implying that Caitlin would let a rapist near her while she's sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:02:54 No.11891646 Report

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>>11891624
Gotta make sure of course.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:03:50 No.11891656 Report

Quoted By:

>>11890721
Yes, Hilbert impregnated a NPC and she's still pregnant, two years later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:08:02 No.11891714 Report

Quoted By: >>11891746 >>11891839

>>11891606
She did wanted him to join Team rocket...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:10:51 No.11891746 Report

Quoted By: >>11891839

>>11891714
>You know... There are OTHER perks to being a member of team rocket... ;)
>You can have them all if you want... Just join us...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:15:51 No.11891802 Report

Quoted By: >>11891883 >>11891916

All of this talk with banging the women and no mention of Cynthia?

She stalks you throughout Platinum and even give you a Egg out of nowhere.

That's gotta mean something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:19:15 No.11891839 Report

Quoted By: >>11891873 >>11891886

>>11891714
>>11891746
>implying the rocket grunts are that much of an offer

Lady, all your grunts look the same, and aside from you, all the execs look the same too. You can take that offer and shove it up your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:22:30 No.11891873 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891839
>You can take my dick and shove it up your ass.
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:23:42 No.11891883 Report

Quoted By: >>11891910

>>11891802
That fine woman wanted a 10 year old's D?

I can dig it

captcha is the fitting "zona analkey"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:23:53 No.11891886 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891839
There are always enemy NPCs in the game that say that if you join, you could easily be a top member with your skills. I've always wanted to have the option to join them, but Gamefreak is all about peace and love.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:24:26 No.11891890 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891293
I can see that.
I could see her have a thing with Silver but also crushing on Proton badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:25:57 No.11891900 Report

Quoted By: >>11891925 >>11894919

>>11891456
No, Hilda wouldn't flirt, she'd be way too aggressive for that. She'd win the battle and uh, "claim her prize."
Battling trainers and breaking hearts and riding dicks everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:26:58 No.11891910 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891883
She's a damn cougar as well.
Going to Unova for that Unovian D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:27:09 No.11891911 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891634
>implying only females are feminists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:28:08 No.11891916 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891802
I don't think she wants the D but she definitely wants Dawn's V.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:28:51 No.11891925 Report

Quoted By: >>11891993

>>11891900
>Damn, you beat me Hilda,well here's the prize money
>I don't want the money
>Oh cool
>I want you and your Dick
>She saids this with a evil expression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:34:16 No.11891993 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891925
>W-what
>oh no
>Pls no, my body isn't ready

Said the entirety of /vp/
We'd all drop spaghetti the moment she challenged us

TotalBro !79ILLStdco

TotalBro !79ILLStdco Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:35:36 No.11892007 Report

Quoted By: >>11892097

ITT: Neckbeards who are home alone on Friday night fantasizing about fucking their video game crushes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:41:54 No.11892097 Report

Quoted By: >>11892122

>>11892007
You caught us.

TotalBro !79ILLStdco

TotalBro !79ILLStdco Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:43:30 No.11892122 Report

Quoted By: >>11892164 >>11892170 >>11892189

>>11892097
Why don't you try fucking a real girl for once instead of just masturbation to cartoon ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:46:15 No.11892164 Report

Quoted By:

>>11892122
>implying some of us haven't already.
Shit man, sometimes it's more fun fapping to the cartoons one.

A lot more easier as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:46:36 No.11892170 Report

Quoted By: >>11892400

>>11892122
>implying you can just go out and fuck women in this day and age

I'll call you from jail

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:47:04 No.11892176 Report

Quoted By: >>11892213 >>11892248

I love how these threads always assume every female in Pokemon is a filthy slut obsessed with cock. You all sound like Rush Limbaugh when he's ranting about Sandra Fluke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:47:58 No.11892189 Report

Quoted By:

>>11892122
>cartoons
You can never truly understand, get out of my thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:49:44 No.11892213 Report

Quoted By:

>>11892176
This. I can understand some are probably slutish but come one not all of them are like that lel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:51:02 No.11892230 Report

Quoted By:

Cynthia actually stalks you throughout the series...

She must love the D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:52:28 No.11892248 Report

Quoted By: >>11892296

>>11892176
I don't think they're all "sluttish", but I do think some of them like sex and there's nothing wrong with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:56:01 No.11892296 Report

Quoted By:

>>11892248
Some just like it more than others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 02:03:17 No.11892364 Report

Quoted By: >>11895365

>>11890721
BW3 take place 10 years after BW2, featuring the child of Hilbert go on an adventure to find his/her father. On his/her journey he/she meet team Super Neo Plasma trying to take control of Unova once again with the power of the Original Dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 02:06:30 No.11892400 Report

Quoted By: >>11892439 >>11892457

>>11892170
>afraid of fucking a woman because of jail

Pussy. Grow a penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 02:09:07 No.11892439 Report

Quoted By:

>>11892400
>implying you wouldn't get thrown in jail for walking up to a woman and just putting your dick in her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 02:10:23 No.11892457 Report

Quoted By:

>>11892400
Because every women will let you fuck her with no difficulty involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 05:44:25 No.11894919 Report

Quoted By: >>11895472

>>11891900
>breaking hearts
My name is Charles...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 05:45:20 No.11894928 Report

Quoted By:

>>11890721
She's waiting for her baby to appear at the Day Care center

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:29:59 No.11895352 Report

Quoted By: >>11895365

>>11890721
Thank you op. This is now my new headcanon. The idea of Hilbert knocking this bitch up, and leaving the kid fatherless is priceless to me.

>B/W3D tail end of generation six, you are the fatherless bastard child, and your mom is the random npc Hilbert left, and you seek off on an adventure with even more new places in Unova to explore!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:32:00 No.11895365 Report

Quoted By:

>>11892364
Dammit, anon, I had went through the thread with out noticing your comment and typed out something similar.>>11895352

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:33:21 No.11895379 Report

Quoted By: >>11895407

You guys make me sick.
Some kid fucking an adult woman then leaving her?
That's by far the most stupid thing I've heard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:36:42 No.11895407 Report

Quoted By: >>11895425 >>11895703

>>11895379
>kid

Except that's wrong. He's an ambiguously aged teenager. The rest is up to interpretation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:39:00 No.11895425 Report

Quoted By: >>11895433

>>11895407
You've been reading way too much fanfic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:39:50 No.11895433 Report

Quoted By: >>11895703

>>11895425
It was in corocoro you faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:44:27 No.11895472 Report

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>>11894919
Who do you think she learned from?

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:48:11 No.11895496 Report

Quoted By: >>11895528 >>11895666

EVERY HO AND THEY'S MOTHER WANT HILBERT

THIS IS FACT

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:51:21 No.11895528 Report

Quoted By: >>11895666 >>11895833

>>11895496

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:05:21 No.11895666 Report

Quoted By:

>>11895528
>>11895496
Based modern age Red tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:08:22 No.11895697 Report

Quoted By: >>11895703 >>11895768

Aren't the playable chartactors of each game suppose to be 12?
Fuckin' baller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:09:06 No.11895703 Report

Quoted By:

>>11895697
Read>>11895407
>>11895433

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:09:10 No.11895706 Report

Quoted By: >>11895749 >>11895762

>Hilbert knocks up some Clerk
>Leaves her to continue Poke Adventures
>Clerk gives birth alone
>Names her son Ash

It's too bad that can't be true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:13:42 No.11895749 Report

Quoted By:

>>11895706
No, no, no... there's no way Hilbert's son can be that retarded!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:15:37 No.11895762 Report

Quoted By:

>>11895706
Hilbert would kill himself if he had a retarded son like Ash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:16:43 No.11895768 Report

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>>11895697
I was under the impression that the B/W protags were modeled to be 16 yo instead. And not to mention BW2 takes place at least 2 years after that as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:18:29 No.11895788 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891223
>implying all the shotacon women in the region didn't jump N's bones just for that reason
Also, what the fuck is with N's full name? Natural? What the fuck, I can see why he goes by an initial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:19:41 No.11895798 Report

Quoted By:

>>11891424
elesa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:23:45 No.11895833 Report

Quoted By:

>>11895528
>reverse image search
>best guess: pokemon aloe

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