I just... I cannot get over the shock.

This is awesome. A bigass thank you letter for playing since Gen I. My favourite Pokemon gets the spotlight back and new story about it without just rehashing all the old stuff and keeping it the same.

And you're bitching. You think this is actually shitting on your childhood somehow. Like receiving a new cake sentimentally decorated like your very first one is some insult to your memory.

You absolute meth-addicted moodswinging bipolar swine, I hope nobody ever does a nice thing for you again.