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>>11927472
Correct! Good for you, anon.

Now that you've answered, you may take this Squirtle with you on your journey. Speaking of your journey, where are we, anyway? You'll have to know that if you want to do any travelling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:20:21 No.11927564 Report

Quoted By: >>11927634

>>11927548
jersey shore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:22:22 No.11927595 Report

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>>11927548
Africa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:24:56 No.11927634 Report

Quoted By: >>11927640 >>11927648 >>11927656 >>11927667 >>11927736

>>11927564
Ah, yes! The illustrious region of Jerseyshore. How could I have forgotten?

One final question for you, young trainer.
Are you a boy or a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:25:13 No.11927636 Report

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>>11927548
Orre

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:25:29 No.11927640 Report

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>>11927634
fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:25:45 No.11927648 Report

Quoted By: >>11927760

>>11927634
Hermaphrodite

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:25:48 No.11927650 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:26:07 No.11927656 Report

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>>11927634
I'm a transvestite from transylvania

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:26:41 No.11927667 Report

Quoted By: >>11927766

>>11927634
im a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:32:29 No.11927736 Report

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>>11927634
girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:35:15 No.11927760 Report

Quoted By: >>11927807 >>11927816 >>11927826

>>11927648
O-oh...
Okay. I thought you were a girl; heck I was considering asking you out! Ha! Ha...

God I'm so lonely.

Anyway! Your Pokemon journey is just beginning! Travel far and train your Squirtle well!
See you soon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:35:28 No.11927766 Report

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>>11927667
Can you make me a hamburger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:39:35 No.11927807 Report

Quoted By: >>11928505

>>11927760
>Not taking the only chance to ask out a hermaphrodite that actually looks like a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:40:47 No.11927816 Report

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>>11927760

is that it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:41:56 No.11927826 Report

Quoted By: >>11927840 >>11927850 >>11927860 >>11927864 >>11927872

>>11927760
Well, the old man kicked you out of his restaurant, along with that Squirtle. It's yours now, apparently. You wonder why he seemed to think you wanted a Pokemon, when you were really just there to order lunch.

Now you're here on Route 1, with nowhere to go but forward. Or back into that restaurant, if you really want to.

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:42:58 No.11927840 Report

Quoted By: >>11927891

>>11927826
Fuck Hilda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:43:23 No.11927850 Report

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>>11927826

head for some tall grass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:44:21 No.11927860 Report

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>>11927826
Fuck my Squirtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:44:52 No.11927864 Report

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>>11927826
Curse at the restaurant and look around for small town folks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:45:37 No.11927872 Report

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>>11927826
Fap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:47:48 No.11927891 Report

Quoted By: >>11927900 >>11927910 >>11927914 >>11927938

>>11927840
If only you could! The Unova League champion is only the hottest hottie in all of Pokemerica!

Too bad she's far out of your league. She'd probably be put off by your mismatched sexual parts, too. It's really a pity, because you'd love to just stare at that ass all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:48:21 No.11927900 Report

Quoted By: >>11927985

>>11927891
Kill self

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:49:30 No.11927910 Report

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>>11927891
Walk to Route 1, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:49:54 No.11927914 Report

Quoted By: >>11927958

>>11927891
cry into a burger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:52:54 No.11927938 Report

Quoted By: >>11927958

>>11927891
Masturbate in shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:54:29 No.11927958 Report

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>>11927914
>>11927938
Cry into a burger while masturbating in shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:57:42 No.11927977 Report

Quoted By: >>11927990

Get doubles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:59:05 No.11927985 Report

Quoted By: >>11927992 >>11927996 >>11928003

>>11927900
You attempt to beat yourself to death with your Squirtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:59:33 No.11927990 Report

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>>11927977
and make it trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:59:41 No.11927992 Report

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>>11927985
Fuckin' cute.
Go to route 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:59:53 No.11927996 Report

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>>11927985
Go to first patch of dark grass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:00:52 No.11928003 Report

Quoted By: >>11928009 >>11928013 >>11928031

>>11927985
It doesn't work. Because of your hard skull, you are perfectly fine. Your squishy Squirtle friend, however, was not so lucky. You now have a fainted Pokemon on your hands, so cannot continue on your journey until you heal it.

What now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:01:30 No.11928009 Report

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>>11928003
Go home and sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:01:56 No.11928013 Report

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>>11928003
heal it and flirt with that cute nurse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:05:04 No.11928031 Report

Quoted By: >>11928036 >>11928098

>>11928003
>>11928003

You have no rival

go make one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:05:50 No.11928036 Report

Quoted By: >>11928098

>>11928031
>>11928031
>>11928031
>>11928031

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:10:40 No.11928071 Report

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I see you are using the Jailbreak formula of always picking the first suggestion.

Good luck with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:13:36 No.11928098 Report

Quoted By: >>11928102 >>11928159

>>11928031
>>11928036
Oh no!
Your rival is here, and he has his Bulbasaur with him!

He's never been very nice to you, probably because you are far more well-hung. He's always been jealous.

What was his name again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:14:19 No.11928102 Report

Quoted By: >>11928135

>>11928098
Chode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:17:14 No.11928135 Report

Quoted By: >>11928141 >>11928160

>>11928102
Chode also has a mewthreepio in his party and will use it to rip off your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:17:50 No.11928141 Report

Quoted By: >>11928160

>>11928135
You leave her beautiful cock alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:19:59 No.11928159 Report

Quoted By: >>11928196

>>11928098
Captain Assmunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:20:08 No.11928160 Report

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>>11928141
>>11928135
lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:24:46 No.11928196 Report

Quoted By: >>11928199 >>11928218 >>11928226

>>11928159
"What, did you forget my name again? It's Captain Assmunch, you dork! I guess those extra genitals really mess with your brain!"

Man, what a dick. If only you hadn't fainted your Squirtle earlier. Then you'd show him who's boss!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:25:27 No.11928199 Report

Quoted By: >>11928213

>>11928196
smack him in the fucking head with the pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:27:08 No.11928213 Report

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>>11928199
With his own Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:28:16 No.11928218 Report

Quoted By: >>11928290

>>11928196
Punch him in the dick and run to the closest pokemon center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:28:50 No.11928226 Report

Quoted By: >>11928229

>>11928196
or whip your cock out an have sex with the passed out pokemon, his pokemon and him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:29:25 No.11928229 Report

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>>11928226
one big fucked up orgy in front of the bar, then the old man in the bar runs out and joins you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:29:44 No.11928233 Report

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Run to the nearest poke center

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:38:30 No.11928290 Report

Quoted By: >>11928301 >>11928306 >>11928312 >>11928316 >>11928318 >>11928319 >>11928321 >>11928329 >>11928353

>>11928218
I like this sggestion better but I spent too long doing this so whatever.

Recalling your previous misadventure with using your Squirtle as a weapon, you promptly grab his Bulbasaur and begin beating him with it. The hard shell on his Bulbasaur allows it to be a much better weapon than your Squirtle.

He starts crying. Should you stop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:39:56 No.11928301 Report

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>>11928290
kill him,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:40:26 No.11928306 Report

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>>11928290
No, but you should rape him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:41:10 No.11928312 Report

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>>11928290
finish him off and then fuck/eat the dead body.

actually, fuck it while eating it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:41:37 No.11928316 Report

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>>11928290
Yes, stop and take his pokemon to the pokemon center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:41:54 No.11928318 Report

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>>11928290
Stop beating him, steal his pokemon, then run to the nearest pokemon center and claim he attacked you (with the fainted squirtle as proof).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:41:59 No.11928319 Report

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>>11928290

Take his pokemon and money, and head to the next town

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:42:02 No.11928321 Report

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>>11928290
stop hitting him and go heal your Squirtle you sick fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:43:35 No.11928329 Report

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>>11928290
>I've seen some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:46:43 No.11928353 Report

Quoted By: >>11928392

>>11928290
Apologize and decide to fuck him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:51:21 No.11928392 Report

Quoted By: >>11928402

>>11928353
You stop beating him, and apologize for unleashing your rage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:51:59 No.11928402 Report

Quoted By: >>11928413 >>11928427 >>11928459 >>11932901

>>11928392
He says nothing, so you decide to rub your dick on him until he wakes up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:52:51 No.11928413 Report

Quoted By: >>11928426 >>11928433 >>11928505

>>11928402
And with that, I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.
If this thread's alive when I get back tomorrow, I guess I'll continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:54:32 No.11928426 Report

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>>11928413
neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:54:43 No.11928427 Report

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>>11928402
fuck you op you stupid cunt, fucking die in your sleep you nigger.

goodnight, love you. nice drawing btw. see ya in the morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:55:14 No.11928433 Report

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>>11928413
we'll keep this thread nice and warm for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 06:58:14 No.11928459 Report

Quoted By:

>>11928402
Hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 07:05:19 No.11928505 Report

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>>11927807
So much this
>>11928413
this is fun, you can be sure i'll be monitoring this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:08:19 No.11931053 Report

Quoted By: >>11931097 >>11931129

And I'm back, for now. I have a dentist appointment and classes later, so I'll be leaving in like an hour.

So, what happens next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:14:16 No.11931097 Report

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>>11931053
He wakes up and finds you rubbings his dick and the place is covered in cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:17:31 No.11931129 Report

Quoted By: >>11931218

>>11931053
Pokemon Center

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:27:14 No.11931218 Report

Quoted By: >>11931251 >>11931343 >>11931350 >>11931457

>>11931129
Dry humping Captain Assmunch's face quickly becomes boring, so you decide to take your Squirtle to the nearest Pokemon Center.

When you walk in, the nurse seems displeased.

"Did you just beat that young man to death with a Pokemon?"

Uh oh. Seems like she saw that. Quick; think of something to say to get her to heal your Pokemon and not call the cops!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:30:13 No.11931251 Report

Quoted By: >>11931336 >>11931463

>>11931218
There's only one course of action. Beat her to death with your own face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:38:54 No.11931336 Report

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>>11931251
softly. Because you like her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:39:40 No.11931343 Report

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>>11931218
Rub your dick on her face when you're done with beating her to death with your face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:40:31 No.11931350 Report

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>>11931218
Mindbreak her with your dick until she's your cockslave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:52:40 No.11931457 Report

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>>11931218
Say it was your evil twin that did it.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:53:06 No.11931463 Report

Quoted By: >>11931472

>>11931251
You attempt to beat her to death with your face.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:54:00 No.11931472 Report

Quoted By: >>11931476

>>11931463
It goes well! You aren't sure if she's still alive, but she's definitely not trying to call the police anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:54:33 No.11931476 Report

Quoted By: >>11931511 >>11931518 >>11931546

>>11931472
You decide a victory dick-rub is in order.

suddenly, bananas

suddenly, bananas Mon 08 Apr 2013 17:59:31 No.11931511 Report

Quoted By:

>>11931476
↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 18:00:37 No.11931518 Report

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>>11931476
Now toss that Squirtle in the healy thing and get it fixed up. Then get the hell out of there before any witnesses show up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 18:04:25 No.11931546 Report

Quoted By: >>11931644

>>11931476
Move Assmunch's body next to hers so it looks like he did it, heal your pokemon yourself, then head to the next city.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 18:16:25 No.11931644 Report

Quoted By: >>11931658

>>11931546
You drag Captain Assmunch inside the Pokemon Center. When someone else inevitably shows up, they'll hopefully think he did it.

You then work the machine and heal your Squirtle. Good as new!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 18:18:04 No.11931658 Report

Quoted By: >>11931699 >>11931877 >>11931956

>>11931644
You walk outside and down the path a little ways.

"PASSAIC TOWN"
According to the sign, this place is Passaic Town. You see a couple houses, a small shop, and what appears to be a park down the road.

I have to go get my teeth cleaned now. See you later maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 18:21:41 No.11931699 Report

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>>11931658
and i have class
you'll be back bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 18:39:14 No.11931877 Report

Quoted By: >>11932806 >>11935410

>>11931658
Graffiti on the sign to make it say ASS TOWN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 18:45:40 No.11931956 Report

Quoted By: >>11932806 >>11934293

>>11931658
Walk into a stranger's house and start talking to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 20:04:45 No.11932806 Report

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>>11931956
>>11931877
do both

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 20:11:10 No.11932901 Report

Quoted By: >>11932986

>>11928402
Holy shit, I'm crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 20:13:34 No.11932931 Report

Quoted By:

Should have stolen Assmunch's pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 20:17:04 No.11932986 Report

Quoted By: >>11933121 >>11933803

>>11932901
gb2 tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 20:27:42 No.11933121 Report

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>>11932986
From laughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 21:37:26 No.11933803 Report

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>>11932986
what

nux !!NUaWNw/16cK

nux !!NUaWNw/16cK Mon 08 Apr 2013 22:22:08 No.11934293 Report

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>>11931956
Smash and take their shit then leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 22:58:24 No.11934677 Report

Quoted By: >>11934769

>>11927464
Jigglypuff seen from above

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 23:05:14 No.11934769 Report

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>>11934677

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 23:57:49 No.11935410 Report

Quoted By: >>11935481

>>11931877
You use some of the blood on your face to try to turn "Passaic Town" into "Ass Town."

There isn't quite enough for you to really block out all the letters, but it got the job done.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:04:16 No.11935481 Report

Quoted By: >>11935494 >>11935500

>>11935410
You then decide to walk into the nearest house.

There is a young man sitting down to have a late lunch. It appears to be a sandwich of some kind.

"Why are you in my house?"
He appears displeased at having his snack time interrupted.

What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:05:18 No.11935494 Report

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>>11935481
Cum in his sandwich.

G Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:05:36 No.11935500 Report

Quoted By: >>11935654

>>11935481
Eat his fridge (the whole thing) and have Squirtle eat him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:20:02 No.11935654 Report

Quoted By: >>11935683

>>11935500
Your first thought is to eat his entire fridge, but you quickly realize that you will not be able to fit the whole thing in your mouth. Instead, you opt to eat everything in his fridge, which is the next best thing.

You tell your Squirtle to eat him and leave no witnesses, but it just sits on the table and drools on his sandwich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:22:27 No.11935683 Report

Quoted By: >>11935837

>>11935654
My suggestion was better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:35:50 No.11935837 Report

Quoted By: >>11935871

>>11935683
Cool. So, I can stop doing these now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:39:35 No.11935871 Report

Quoted By: >>11936092

>>11935837
NOPE
Leave and challenge a gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 00:40:56 No.11935880 Report

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Densperce

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 01:01:21 No.11936092 Report

Quoted By: >>11936131 >>11936176 >>11936332

>>11935871
You leave the man's house to go and challenge the local gym.

Standing outside, you realize that Passaic Town doesn't have a gym and probably never has. From what you know of Pokemon Gyms, the closest one is probably in Middlesex City, but you don't know how to get there.

Too bad because I'm going to go do something else now. I don't know, maybe I'll come back later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 01:04:45 No.11936131 Report

Quoted By: >>11936176

>>11936092
Shoplift some beer from the shop and get wasted.

Please do come back. I'm enjoying this. If you don't care much for the thread though, just don't bother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 01:07:33 No.11936176 Report

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>>11936092
set his house on fire
>>11936131
then shoplift

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 01:19:15 No.11936332 Report

Quoted By: >>11937588

>>11936092
Do the shoplift thing and then go level your pokegays before heading to the next city.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 02:30:07 No.11937385 Report

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This is brilliant, I await the return of op

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 02:47:59 No.11937588 Report

Quoted By: >>11937605

>>11936332
You could really use a drink after all that food. Of course, the best place for a drink is the local store! You casually stroll inside. Unfortunately, you have no money that you are willing to spend here.

While Squirtle distracts the cashier, you quickly and effortlessly down all the cheap lukewarm beer the store has to offer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 02:49:15 No.11937605 Report

Quoted By: >>11937626

>>11937588
All the alcohol brings you to a sudden realization; your Squirtle is weak! There's no way it can take on a gym at the level it is now.

You decide to go to the park to train it. There's plenty of tall grass, as well as a pond and a couple of trees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 02:50:44 No.11937626 Report

Quoted By: >>11940093 >>11944734

>>11937605
use squirtle like a bat to beat up other pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 08:16:46 No.11940093 Report

Quoted By:

>>11937626
and if you have poke-balls throw them at the one that are still living eat the dead pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 19:35:39 No.11943723 Report

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bumping for great justice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 21:20:01 No.11944734 Report

Quoted By: >>11944804 >>11951771

>>11937626
You grab your Squirtle and begin to beat any Pokemon that's close enough to hit.

You're not sure if this is how Pokemon battles are meant to go, but it certainly seems to be going well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Apr 2013 21:25:33 No.11944804 Report

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>>11944734
Once your Squirtle has evolved into Golduck, you should go expose your genitalia to any passersby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 04:55:50 No.11950488 Report

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punp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 08:35:25 No.11951771 Report

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>>11944734
Tape weapons onto Squirtle in order to evolve him

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