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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:36:02 No.11972713 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11972741 >>11972775 >>11972903 >>11973720

>Be a recruiter
>Looking at resume
>Interests: Pokemon

Into the trash it goes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:37:53 No.11972741 Report

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>>11972713
>>>/pol/
>>>/s4s/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:39:01 No.11972751 Report

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That meme is old hat now. Try /v/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:39:36 No.11972760 Report

Quoted By: >>11972807

People put interests on their resumes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:41:02 No.11972775 Report

Quoted By: >>11972868 >>11972937

>>11972713
Who'd put their real interests in the interest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:41:10 No.11972778 Report

Quoted By: >>11972812

Try posting "He still likes pokemon!" with a picture of laughing girls in the OP.

Or "So what are your interests anon?" with a picture of a a cute girl smiling with an inquisitive look on her face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:43:53 No.11972807 Report

Quoted By: >>11975882

>>11972760
retarded people do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:44:26 No.11972812 Report

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>>11972778
but le trashman is the newest, hottest meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:45:14 No.11972820 Report

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Maybe if you were recruiting for marketing. I mean look at Pokemon X and Y info, trolling us into wanting their games even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:51:00 No.11972868 Report

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>>11972775
Normal people

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:54:15 No.11972903 Report

Quoted By: >>11972914

>>11972713
>putting Pokemon on your resume

What possible job could this have relevance to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:55:30 No.11972914 Report

Quoted By: >>11982101

>>11972903
gym leader

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:58:06 No.11972937 Report

Quoted By: >>11972955

>>11972775

I do. I actually got hired for them in my last job.

Turns out a love of books and videogames is teaching material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:59:28 No.11972955 Report

Quoted By: >>11972999

>>11972937
>becoming a teacher

You must hate yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 04:59:45 No.11972959 Report

Quoted By: >>11972992

What kind of piece of shit puts his interests in his resume?

This is also a forced unfunny /pol/ meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 05:02:38 No.11972992 Report

Quoted By: >>11973009 >>11973091

>>11972959
>/pol/ meme

How is it related to /pol/? Did it originally mention "Interests: Stormfront" or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 05:03:19 No.11972999 Report

Quoted By: >>11973513

>>11972955

Someone has to educate the little ones. Otherwise they might get infected by #swag and MTV.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 05:04:06 No.11973009 Report

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>>11972992
Lurk moar niggger. Its a /pol/ meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 05:06:42 No.11973031 Report

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>>11973009

I don't go to /pol/ and will not go to /pol/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 05:13:24 No.11973091 Report

Quoted By: >>11973498 >>11973726

>>11972992
It's a snarky commentary on capitalism, the recession, and employment.

It doesn't involve interests, it involves any capricious thing that an employer would discriminate based on, usually to troll people who have done such a thing.

Like so
>resume on my desk
>"B.A. in Women's Studies"
Into the trash it goes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 06:32:28 No.11973498 Report

Quoted By: >>11973726

>>11973091
>>resume on my desk
>>"B.A. in Women's Studies"
>Into the trash it goes!
That's actually perfectly fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 06:34:55 No.11973513 Report

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>>11972999
I had #swag once

I was YOLOing on the toilet for three hours before it finally went away

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:30:21 No.11973690 Report

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:33:13 No.11973702 Report

Quoted By: >>11973721

>>11973690

So why did they use Penn Jillette to represent a potential employer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:40:37 No.11973720 Report

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>>11972713
Bull fucking shit. Recruiters will try and get ANYBODY in the military, assuming they aren't a criminal or mentally/physically ill, and even then, they will still try and get you to see one of their practitioners.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:40:49 No.11973721 Report

Quoted By: >>11973762

>>11973702
IKR
an unemployed magician who didnt go to college looking down on gamers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:41:49 No.11973726 Report

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>>11973091
>>11973498
>No facebook listed in contacts section
>Into the trash it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:55:16 No.11973754 Report

Quoted By: >>11975784

>>11973720
>implying recruiters are exclusively used by the military
>implying anyone who puts pokemon on their resume isn't too overweight to enter the military

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:57:57 No.11973760 Report

Quoted By: >>11975766

>be job seeker
>not just make up normal interests out of fear of persecution

YES:
-Soccer
-puzzles
-football
-baseball
-playing guitar, piano or other normal instrument
-art

NO:
-pokemon
-digimon world
-bass guitar or other abnormal instrument
-rugby
-'movies'
-
etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 07:59:25 No.11973762 Report

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>>11973721
I'm pretty sure it was chosen due to the facial expression. He's actually been pretty defensive of video games, all things considered

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 08:09:18 No.11973788 Report

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Why didn't you post it on a board where its denizens are capable of getting jobs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 15:58:04 No.11975766 Report

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>>11973760
>bass guitar
>abnormal instrument

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:00:32 No.11975784 Report

Quoted By: >>11975844 >>11976105

>>11973754
i own a gym, and plan on becoming a professional bodybuilder

i fucking love pokemon........

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:10:43 No.11975844 Report

Quoted By: >>11976062

>>11975784
I would go to your gym

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:14:30 No.11975882 Report

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>>11972807
Cwc do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:43:51 No.11976062 Report

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>>11975844
also just realized the fella i have covering me is a massive stoner and has scorpion and subzero tattoo'd to the back of his arms.

he may smell like pinecones and be loud as fuck but he cleans the place like he has OCD and buys so many protein snacks he could keep me in business on his own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:49:50 No.11976105 Report

Quoted By: >>11976113

>>11975784
so what you are saying is you're a gym leader

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:52:14 No.11976113 Report

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>>11976105
i guess i am

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:08:06 No.11978505 Report

Quoted By: >>11981275 >>11981391

who the hell is this weirdo man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 02:09:34 No.11981275 Report

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>>11978505
are you serious

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 02:21:52 No.11981386 Report

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 02:22:25 No.11981391 Report

Quoted By: >>11981420

>>11978505
It's John Gamefreak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 02:25:35 No.11981420 Report

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>>11981391
u r

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:43:43 No.11982101 Report

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>>11972914

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:51:44 No.11982170 Report

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Some job application forms actually have sections for you to put down your interests.
>mfw trying to figure out what to write there

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