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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 15:59:13 No.11975773 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11976459 >>11977732 >>11977778 >>11977835

We had a good thread a few days ago.

Your favorite Pokemon plus your most darkest secret.

I'll start: I've tried to commit suicide three different times for three different reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:29:52 No.11975977 Report

Quoted By: >>11976010 >>11976021

My Favourite Pokémon: Growlithe
My Darkest Secret: I have strong feelings for a friend of mine who is also a great friend of my girlfriend. I said I was over her before I got with my girlfriend, but I'm not really

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:33:53 No.11975998 Report

Quoted By: >>11976153

Fav Pokemon: Electrode

My edgiest secret: I can't help falling in love with everyone I get to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:35:32 No.11976010 Report

Quoted By: >>11976021 >>11976507

>>11975977
Woah man.
My favorite pokemon: Arcanine
My deepest secret is that I don't really have feelings for my girlfriend I have feelings for this other girl, but I'm still dating my GF because I don't want to hurt her and I'm just constantly digging a bigger hole for myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:38:02 No.11976021 Report

Quoted By: >>11976034 >>11976284

>>11976010
>>11975977
>>11976010
>>11976010
I hope you both die in fire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:39:26 No.11976033 Report

Quoted By: >>11976160 >>11976906

Empoleon master race.

Diagnosed with dysthymia because gender dysphoria is a bitch and the fact that I'm obsessed with a fictional character does not help. At all. If I knew there was something after death (be it heaven, hell, or reincarnation, or whatever), I would have killed myself years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:39:36 No.11976034 Report

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>>11976021
It would solve my problem thats for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:41:05 No.11976047 Report

Quoted By: >>11976061 >>11976760 >>11980298

Blaziken.

I have this extreme hatred for ponyfags and for MLP as a show. I've wished horrible things on anybody who likes the show, and the people who are responsible for making it.

I also masturbate to MLP porn on occasion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:43:22 No.11976061 Report

Quoted By: >>11976167

>>11976047
That's one hell of a godly real-life example of Reaction Formation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:49:12 No.11976101 Report

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Sigilyph
I never had a gf in my whole life, not even close. I also only had one crush, on a chick with a bf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:52:51 No.11976119 Report

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I have two, buuuut might as well be Scrafty by now.

Secret: I've been in anorexia recovery treatment twice, and yet I can't stop feeling like shit or eat normally and I feel like my life will never be the same it was before all this crap. I don't tell my partner because I don't want them to feel sorry for me, but I'm sure they know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:52:53 No.11976120 Report

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Rattata

I have a tickling fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:54:50 No.11976132 Report

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Togekiss

I'm a virgin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:56:46 No.11976145 Report

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I've always been naturally arrogant in a half-jokey way but I think I'm realizing I'm legitimately a narcissist, a massive chauvinist, and literally have zero respect for women and think of them more as livestock than people, and am completely devoid of empathy. At the very least, I have some sociopathic tendencies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:57:51 No.11976148 Report

Quoted By: >>11976151

Wailmer

I have a girlfriend that I love very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:58:18 No.11976151 Report

Quoted By: >>11976158

>>11976148
That's your darkest secret? You must not love her very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:58:28 No.11976153 Report

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>>11975998

i edge you too. It bloody sucks when they all start to get gfs, so many heart tears

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 16:59:09 No.11976155 Report

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Lapras

>darkest secret

i sell nude photos of myself to strangers I meet online

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:00:21 No.11976158 Report

Quoted By: >>11976169

>>11976151
I'm a girl and everyone thinks I'm straight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:00:23 No.11976159 Report

Quoted By: >>11976168

Ledian.

That's my darkest secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:00:31 No.11976160 Report

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>>11976033
I'll give you a hint; there's nothing. Enjoy life, you only get it once.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:01:27 No.11976164 Report

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All my previous 'dark secrets' proved to be merely side effects of my severe anxiety disorder, so let's settle for something minor, yet arguably more autistic and reeking of faggotry:

-Even nowadays I enjoy a select few sympathetic characters over massive droves of hardcore and badass - sometimes to the point at which it becomes a self-propelling mechanism of gaining sympathy to hear and see a character of your choice being widely ridiculed and despised.

Pic-related too is a variant of this process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:01:42 No.11976167 Report

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>>11976061
I know...

The thing is, i definitely don't like the show. I've given it a couple chances, there's nothing about it that appeals to me. I'm at the point where even i don't know why my hatred for these people is at the level that it is.

The fact that i'm willing to put that as my darkest secret over my pokephilia says a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:01:42 No.11976168 Report

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>>11976159
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:01:47 No.11976169 Report

Quoted By: >>11976183

>>11976158
Oh woops, my bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:02:10 No.11976172 Report

Quoted By: >>11976176

Zoroark

Burping turns me on

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:02:49 No.11976176 Report

Quoted By: >>11976180

>>11976172
You'd love my sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:03:06 No.11976180 Report

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>>11976176
I'm sure I would

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:03:17 No.11976183 Report

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>>11976169
No it's cool. I didn't say that before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:04:35 No.11976193 Report

Quoted By: >>11976201 >>11976205

I don't really have a favorite but this bad mf right here bro of a life time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:05:08 No.11976195 Report

Quoted By: >>11976207 >>11976229

Milotic. Shiny Milotic to be precise.

Darkest secret: As another anon said, I can't help but feel feelings for any attractive girl I get to know. I'll only become close friends with very attractive girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:05:58 No.11976201 Report

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>>11976193
>not posting your darkest secret

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:06:13 No.11976202 Report

Quoted By: >>11976210

Mismagius

I've never seeded a torrent in my life and I don't plan on doing so any time soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:06:26 No.11976205 Report

Quoted By: >>11977474 >>11977509

>>11976193
Forgot my secret.
I graduated high school a year early because my teachers liked me and they gave me all the answers to there tests and set beside me on my sols lol, I didn't need the help they new that so did I but I wasn't gonna say no

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:06:38 No.11976207 Report

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>>11976195
I meant the last bit in regards to girls. Of course I have close guy friends as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:07:12 No.11976210 Report

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>>11976202
You evil son of a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:07:48 No.11976213 Report

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Torterra and Mienshao.

Besides the Pokephila, Ponyphila (MLP not real), and a variety of fetishes like Futa, there really isn't a deep dark secret of mine. Those few are probably the worst. I am just a pervert.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:09:20 No.11976222 Report

Quoted By: >>11976232

I've been unemployed for 3 years after leaving uni. It's driving me insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:10:43 No.11976229 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976195
I do the same thing. but then i date said attractive girls and soon after we start dating I fall for another of my attractive friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:11:01 No.11976232 Report

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>>11976222
That sucks man

Niggastream !TW3SDzEwkI

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Niggastream !TW3SDzEwkI Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:11:52 No.11976238 Report

Quoted By: >>11976245

Cinccino's my deal.

Dark secret? I can't really say I have one... Oh, as a seven year old kid I pushed tombstones over, which even ended up in the news.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:12:03 No.11976241 Report

Quoted By: >>11976280 >>11976283 >>11977499

Cofagrigus

I'm repulsed by people who want to fuck non-humanoid Pokemon. Especially the ones who almost resemble cats or dogs.
Forced vomiting and guro are my fetishes. I'm also a raging pokephile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:12:15 No.11976244 Report

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Garbador

I have a tumblr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:12:25 No.11976245 Report

Quoted By: >>11976510

>>11976238
that is fucking awesome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:13:28 No.11976254 Report

Quoted By: >>11976265

I enjoy nothing whatsoever, and whilst I'm capable of doing extremely well and going anywhere, I really don't care what I end up doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:15:04 No.11976265 Report

Quoted By: >>11976369

>>11976254
You know those are classic symptoms of depression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:17:38 No.11976280 Report

Quoted By: >>11976297

>>11976241
not into eeveelutions, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:18:21 No.11976283 Report

Quoted By: >>11976297

>>11976241

So you just mean stuff like Eevee or would Mienshao also count towards "non-human"?

sage

sage Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:18:26 No.11976284 Report

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>>11976021
I know right the growlithe line is just awful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:20:17 No.11976296 Report

Quoted By: >>11976301 >>11976316

I'm a bisexual male, horribly depressed, and i often give blowjobs to strange men on craigslist. i want nothing more than to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:20:17 No.11976297 Report

Quoted By: >>11976305

>>11976280
>>11976283

No, they're cute but that's it. I wouldn't fuck something like that.
I don't like any Pokemon with fur, but if I HAD to pick I'd take Mienshao over Eevee anyday

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:21:08 No.11976300 Report

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Lugia of course

Iam a Lolicon.. No, I dont dig children but I do dig small boobs.. And I dont even check out a chick's ass..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:21:11 No.11976301 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976296
I feel you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:21:44 No.11976305 Report

Quoted By: >>11976363

>>11976297
So you're a huge Gardefag, i assume.

Are you into dragons/reptilians at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:21:54 No.11976308 Report

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I actually really like Weezing, got one of the hoodies sold here a while back

Darkest secret: Not exactly secret but it is to my family. I'm slightly paranoid, schizophrenic and depressed with some serious trust issues. The only people who know are my close friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:22:56 No.11976316 Report

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>>11976296

If you want to feel better about yourself you should probably stop blowing strangers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:23:05 No.11976318 Report

Quoted By: >>11976347 >>11976373 >>11977211

>Shaymin

In the past, I have been sexually abused/raped by a close family member for several years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:24:39 No.11976327 Report

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All I really want is to meet a 6/10 female Pokephile, dress up like eachother's preferred Pomemon and fuck like Lopunny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:26:44 No.11976337 Report

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I overslept and missed my appointment at the gym.

it was at 2pm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:27:34 No.11976339 Report

Quoted By: >>11976356 >>11976362 >>11976364

Honchkrow is my favorite Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:27:37 No.11976340 Report

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Favorite pokemon: Porygon Z

Darkest secret: I'm a closet gay guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:27:37 No.11976341 Report

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I currently have two girlfriends. They don't know about one another. Also, I'm constantly hitting on or attempting to hit on even more girls. I can't help it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:28:36 No.11976347 Report

Quoted By: >>11976654

>>11976318
im so sorry.i dont read the comic i just enjoy the faces

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:29:37 No.11976354 Report

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My favorite is Crobat.

Despite being an irredeemable furry(which I never tell anyone ever because I know no one likes someones fetish being rubbed in their face) I am incapable of getting off to pokeporn. And I tried. At most I like cute pics and maybe even suggestive lewd best, but I can't stomach past that. This applies to any sort of thing that I like which happens to be furry, I don't like seeing porn of things that I enjoy whether it be video games or cartoons because I'm too invested to want to see graphics pictures of it. The only exception ever was a single Fox and Falco porn pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:29:56 No.11976356 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976339
No, it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:30:29 No.11976362 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976339
How dare you like shitkrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:30:33 No.11976363 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976305
Gallade's alright, but I like Sawk a lot more. And yes, I love me some Scrafty and Grovyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:31:01 No.11976364 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976339
0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:31:34 No.11976369 Report

Quoted By: >>11976408

>>11976265
Maybe I am
Meh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:32:01 No.11976373 Report

Quoted By: >>11976654

>>11976318
would it make me a bad person if i asked for details?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:33:02 No.11976383 Report

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I literally cannot remember the last time i fapped to actual real-life humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:36:30 No.11976407 Report

Quoted By: >>11976423

Hmm, Dark Secrets eh? I once raided my cousin's panty drawer. Just because

My male cousin's stepdaughter is extremely fucking attractive, and there's nothing I could do about it.

Also I cant help to fall for every girl that's nice or very friendly. I dont know why considering it fucking ruined my Senior Year of High School.

Pic related: One of my favorites

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:36:37 No.11976408 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976369
well if you are then it's something you can get treated, though you probably don't feel any particular compulsion to do so oh the yoomanatee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:38:36 No.11976423 Report

Quoted By: >>11976527 >>11976617

>>11976407
Yeah my cousin's pretty hot too, can't do anything about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:40:58 No.11976439 Report

Quoted By: >>11976446 >>11976509

My favorite is probably jolteon,

My secret is probably that I'm fucking two of my girlfriend's best friends and another friends little brother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:41:53 No.11976446 Report

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>>11976439
You're fucking your friend's little brother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:43:44 No.11976459 Report

Quoted By: >>11976463

>>11975773
>sometimes I eat all the cookies in the cookie jar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:44:10 No.11976463 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976459
You monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:44:45 No.11976471 Report

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Sure is tfw in here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:45:16 No.11976478 Report

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My only need in life is a girl that's as fucked in the head as I am.

Was anyone there in that /r9k/ thread that went from "Permissive Mothers" to dads raping their sons on boats? THis reminds me of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:45:55 No.11976486 Report

Quoted By: >>11976491 >>11976526 >>11976554 >>11976574 >>11976604

I feel bad after fapping, yet I can't stop myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:46:27 No.11976491 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976486
forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:48:00 No.11976507 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976010
Shit man, that's weird. Like, fuck. What are the odds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:48:09 No.11976509 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976439 thats alot of fucking.. You prob should work on that. You're Fucking over all of them. Get it? Fucking them over? But seriously..

Niggastream !TW3SDzEwkI

Niggastream !TW3SDzEwkI Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:48:16 No.11976510 Report

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>>11976245
I thought so too at the time. And I sorta still to this day, but I also kinda regret it because one of the hobos around the cemetery got the blame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:50:24 No.11976526 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976486
post-fap guilt is common, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:50:44 No.11976527 Report

Quoted By: >>11976597

>>11976423
worst thing she's like 16, and even my friends find her hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:53:28 No.11976554 Report

Quoted By: >>11976610

>>11976486 yea dont feel bad. Just about everyone does it... I seriously took a survey and 9/10 fap everyday. Alot of then fap more than 2 times a day.. Women were included.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:54:14 No.11976571 Report

Quoted By: >>11976594

I'm falling out of love with my girlfriend, but I don't have the heart to tell her because she doesn't have many friends, and I've recently lost my job and she's the only reason I have a place to live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:54:29 No.11976574 Report

Quoted By: >>11976610

>>11976486
>feeling guilty for fapping
you realise this isn't 500bc, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:56:08 No.11976594 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976571
You need to do it, man. Otherwise there will no love and you'll be using her without her knowing what's really going on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:56:28 No.11976597 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976527
My cousin is also 16. and is found hot by my friends. But they can actually do something about it in theory. Age of consent is 16

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:57:16 No.11976604 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976486
Well depends on what you fap to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:57:54 No.11976610 Report

Quoted By: >>11976678 >>11976808 >>11977531

>>11976554
>>11976574
I know that most people fap, I just feel that I shouldn't. The porn itself is pathetic acting and fapping has no real benefits other than a few seconds of enjoyment. I really should be doing more productive things and I should be thinking with my head, not my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 17:58:43 No.11976617 Report

Quoted By: >>11976635

>>11976423
I know that feel. My 20 year old cousin has a slammin body all of the sudden, perfect breasts and then her hips flare out perfectly with a nice round ass, although not so hot in the face. She messes around a lot and loves talking about boys. Sometimes I wonder how easy it would be to fuck her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:00:35 No.11976630 Report

Quoted By: >>11977581

This glorious motherfucker is my favorite, no contest.

I have never had a girlfriend, but my best friend of mine has one now. I am both proud and jealous of him to the point where it borders on hatred at times and I can't stand myself for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:01:03 No.11976635 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976617
the worst part is she trusts me and i'm just her cousin so she has no problem changing in front of me. makes the moment hard (and my genitals) but makes the fapping easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:03:18 No.11976654 Report

Quoted By: >>11976722

>>11976347
Thanks Anon.
>>11976373
I don't think it would make you a bad person, but you are making me feel kind of err.. nervous/sad? I can't even imagine what details you'd want and why..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:03:41 No.11976656 Report

Quoted By: >>11976679 >>11976925

I'm currently dating 2 women. One of them I have genuine feelings for and the other I'm only sticking around with because she buries me in gifts/money and seems to feverishly lust for my attention.
The main reason I don't have feelings for the second woman is because she's fat.

I'd be okay with being her friend though, but she doesn't "hang with exes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:05:24 No.11976671 Report

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I work in the government. Every now and then, when a set of forms or an application just seems like more trouble then I can be bothered with, I'll throw it away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:05:50 No.11976676 Report

Quoted By: >>11976687

My favourite Pokemon: Basculin
Deepest secret: From the age of 7 to 13ish, me and my older used to fuck like crazy. We'd wait until my parents were out and we'd light candles and fuck each other in the ass

He was pretty good at giving head

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:06:18 No.11976678 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976610
>>11976610

Man, you get to enjoy yourself too. Pleasure is part of the human experience and necessary to be a complete person. As long as it doesn't take over your life it's not a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:06:52 No.11976679 Report

Quoted By: >>11976703

>>11976656
Dump the second girl and stop taking advantage of her, you whore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:07:06 No.11976681 Report

Quoted By: >>11976692

Even though I smile a lot, it's just to hide behind my depression which I've lived with since I was 9. I sometimes just randomly burst out crying when nobody is around and I'm to scared to tell my mom about how bad it is. I withdrew about a week ago from High School, which I was a Senior, and I'm taking GED classes , and even though my mom says to see it as another opportunity, I can't help but feel like a complete and total failure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:07:26 No.11976683 Report

Quoted By: >>11976699 >>11976767

i usually hate OUs but i could never hate my bro

despite having a gf i obsessively fap to friends and a few girls that've spurned me before. i'm not sure if i really feel bad about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:08:05 No.11976687 Report

Quoted By: >>11976699

>>11976676
>7 to 13ish, me and my older used to fuck like crazy
>7 to 13ish
>fuck like crazy
How. also whyboner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:08:47 No.11976692 Report

Quoted By: >>11976740

>>11976681
The only mistake you made was not dropping out sooner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:09:21 No.11976697 Report

Quoted By: >>11976722

Blastoise

I have a rape fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:09:30 No.11976699 Report

Quoted By: >>11976784

>>11976683
Why feel bad? It's natural

>>11976687
We'd go in dry. He was only 2 years older than me so we had baby peens when we started. We stopped as soon as he got his first girlfriend

I'm male btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:10:00 No.11976703 Report

Quoted By: >>11976715 >>11976720

>>11976679
But she got me 70 bucks of PlayStation Network points yesterday.
She might also get me a new computer.
I'll consider it after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:11:54 No.11976715 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976703
You could always help her and take away the fries and bacon from her lard filled self.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:12:46 No.11976720 Report

Quoted By: >>11977817

>>11976703
Get a job and a sense of pride.

Then again, you're not exactly going to listen to a complete stranger. So do whatever you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:13:08 No.11976722 Report

Quoted By: >>11976756

>>11976654
because similar to this guy >>11976697

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:14:38 No.11976740 Report

Quoted By: >>11976763

>>11976692
It's not like I would have passed High School anyway, I only had 3 credits. I slept day to day, year to year

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:17:34 No.11976756 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976722
Oh.
This sure is getting weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:17:46 No.11976760 Report

Quoted By: >>11980298

>>11976047

Pokemon: nidoking

this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:17:57 No.11976763 Report

Quoted By: >>11976814

>>11976740
Isaiah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:18:24 No.11976767 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976683
Mah nigga. I find my girlfriend attractive too (had sex with her this morning) but I just get off to other girls too. I don't seem to be capable of feeling guilt, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:21:01 No.11976784 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976699
it feels like a betrayal when i do it... normal fapping doesn't make me feel bad afterwards, apart from the normal slight pang of guilt most folks get. it's just that a few of them are exes...
i'm just really empathetic and wonder how i would feel if she did the same thing...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:21:07 No.11976786 Report

Quoted By:

Sup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:22:14 No.11976794 Report

Quoted By:

If it's out in the open, I'll take it and you may never see the object in question again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:23:44 No.11976806 Report

Quoted By:

Nidoking.

I'm 27, fat, virgin, never kissed anyone, live with my parents and spend most of my money buying games that I don't play. I still fap to poképorn. I believe I'm not straight. I'm on antidepressants for a year now and nothing changed, if anything, I stopped bothering with my deranged life and don't give a fuck anymore.[/spoiler/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:23:56 No.11976808 Report

Quoted By: >>11976833

>>11976610 I've fapped to lolis,futanari, zoophillia, yaoi, shemales,bondage, furries, yaoi furry, loli futas! The list goes on.. Its not a problem unless its really controlling your life.. It isnt exactly a benefit, but it isnt really.. What do you fap to, if you dont mind the question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:25:00 No.11976814 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976763
Sorry?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:25:18 No.11976816 Report

Quoted By:

Eevee.
-I look at anime porn sometimes but i don't fiddle diddle with myself while doing so.-

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:27:41 No.11976833 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976808
Just regular porn. It's not what I fap to that makes me feel bad, it's the concept of it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:27:42 No.11976834 Report

Quoted By:

I haven't been employed for 8 months now and I'm so fucking bored that I can't find the motivation to get a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:36:45 No.11976906 Report

Quoted By:

Favourite pokemon: Swampert
You know that warehouse that blew up a couple nights back? That was me

>>11976033
Which fictional character is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:39:19 No.11976925 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976656
>darkest secret
>it's not 'chikorita is my favourite pokemon'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:39:52 No.11976929 Report

Quoted By: >>11976938

Jumpluff
i'm into really heavy bondage. sensory deprivation, orgasm denial, all that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:40:57 No.11976938 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976929
....Male or female?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:50:31 No.11977014 Report

Quoted By: >>11977027 >>11977153 >>11977171

Every time I see someone post a 9/11 picture or something related, it makes me upset/angry because my parents died in 9/11

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:51:51 No.11977027 Report

Quoted By: >>11977136

>>11977014
Making fun of that event is just plane wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 18:57:45 No.11977082 Report

Quoted By: >>11977188 >>11977341

I'm asexual but sometimes I wish I could fix myself. I've been thinking of buying a vibrator on the off chance that it'll make me actually feel something, but my hopes aren't high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:01:46 No.11977118 Report

Quoted By:

Sneasel

The woman of my dreams was my high school Spanish teacher, who I am still obsessive over

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:03:48 No.11977131 Report

Quoted By:

Absol.
I dont have any secrets really. My life isnt that interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:04:16 No.11977136 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977027
I had to read this three times to understand.

Thought you said 'plain'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:05:22 No.11977148 Report

Quoted By:

I wish my sister was dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:05:55 No.11977153 Report

Quoted By: >>11977210

>>11977014
Everything happens for a reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:07:11 No.11977163 Report

Quoted By: >>11977205 >>11977281

I dont have the heart to tell my family i hate college because they think I'm there only child left to do something amazing, but i hate it there and it has been causing me to be deeply depressed to the point of self harm please dont make me go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:08:03 No.11977171 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977014
How does it feel knowing your parents died because of inside job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:10:00 No.11977188 Report

Quoted By: >>11977234

>>11977082
I-I could make you feel something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:11:46 No.11977205 Report

Quoted By: >>11977281 >>11977298

>>11977163
Oh wow I know that feeling, Anon. Except, everyone in my family has done something amazing - doctors, lawyers, researchers, etc. - and this was after immigrating to America late in life, so now they all expect me to do better because I'm part of out first generation born here.

My mom knows I've started therapy and she keeps telling me that I need to do what makes me happy, but in the same breath will say how proud they are of me of me because of my accomplishments so far so I can't tell her that it would make me happiest to give that all up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:12:12 No.11977210 Report

Quoted By: >>11977238

>>11977153
No it doesn't you dumb cunt, do you really believe that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:12:35 No.11977211 Report

Quoted By: >>11977238 >>11977300

>>11976318
i know you irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:15:01 No.11977234 Report

Quoted By: >>11977251

>>11977188
I suspect I'll mostly just feel pain at worst and discomfort at best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:15:42 No.11977238 Report

Quoted By: >>11977300

>>11977211
no you don't

>>11977210
he was probably just referencing lost and/or the original nuzlocke comic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:15:45 No.11977240 Report

Quoted By:

I was abused. I deserved it. I still deserve it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:16:16 No.11977246 Report

Quoted By:

i have a fetish for maggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:16:54 No.11977251 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977234
And your point is?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:20:46 No.11977281 Report

Quoted By: >>11977324

>>11977163
>>11977205
So basically, I hope we both find the courage to do what's best for us, regardless of what others may feel, because self harm and running away from the problem won't help change anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:22:47 No.11977290 Report

Quoted By: >>11977294 >>11977305 >>11977314

Ursaring.

I unintentionally raped my younger sister when I was 13, I had no idea what I was doing was wrong.

I gave her crabs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:23:40 No.11977294 Report

Quoted By: >>11977318

>>11977290
>raped unintentionally
>13
wat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:24:28 No.11977298 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977205
and what makes it worse is i think that ive already failed this year, and i'm so scared they'll disown me and kick me out, but it'll probably be for the better it will just hurt having them know that out of three kids, none of them turned out right, but is that also due to exerting too much pressure on us?...I don't know dude everything is dumb sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:24:35 No.11977300 Report

Quoted By: >>11977312

>>11977211
I highly doubt it Anon, any way you could prove it?
>>11977238
You're probably right in that they don't know me.
Thanks for awnsering for me, I guess..?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:24:50 No.11977305 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977290
>I gave her crabs
>when I was 13

what

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:25:28 No.11977312 Report

Quoted By: >>11977369

>>11977300
is your name ari

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:25:33 No.11977314 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977290
me to

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:25:56 No.11977318 Report

Quoted By: >>11977357

>>11977294
I had no idea what I was doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:26:27 No.11977324 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977281
Yeah i agree, we'll make it work, that's what humans do best

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:28:28 No.11977341 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977082
Hormone therapy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:30:20 No.11977357 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977318
Were you sheltered or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:31:43 No.11977369 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977312
No, sorry.
My name begins with a T.
Besides, I haven't really told my story to people I know irl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:31:52 No.11977372 Report

Quoted By: >>11977387 >>11977400 >>11977411 >>11977417 >>11977436 >>11977619

I'm 20, ugly, never had a boyfriend, never kissed anyone, and can't find a job anywhere so I don't know if I can afford college anymore it's like I'm going nowhere with my life. I want to kill myself but I always pussy out and I feel like I still need to live for my mom because she would be stuck with my asshole of a dad. it's hard to hold myself back from doing the deed though, as soon as my mom is dead I'll be going right after her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:33:01 No.11977387 Report

Quoted By: >>11977477

>>11977372
Except from the boyfriend part you just described me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:34:19 No.11977400 Report

Quoted By: >>11977444

>>11977372
;.;

I'd offer a hug but I'm sure you don't want it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:35:31 No.11977411 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977372
there are people who would find you attractive, you just have to look hard enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:36:16 No.11977414 Report

Quoted By: >>11977512

Either Scizor or Abra.
I think sympathetic villains are shit. Snarky bastards and conniving fucks are where it's at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:36:37 No.11977417 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977372
If this abomination (me) has a boyfriend I'm pretty damn sure you'll find someone who likes you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:36:48 No.11977419 Report

Quoted By: >>11977959

My parents and grandparents all died in a housefire, and I am a single child. I just graduated from community college, and I've never felt more alone in my life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:38:15 No.11977426 Report

Quoted By: >>11977441 >>11977457 >>11977525

I've been hearing voices say horrible shit in my head since I was a kid. I'm 20 now, and still have imaginary friends. I can't help it. Never told anyone and never visited a doctor, so I don't really know what it is. I often tell myself that I am normal and much more fortunate than many other people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:38:15 No.11977427 Report

Quoted By:

Gengar
I'm addicted to benzos and sleeping pills but my ego is already too fragile and I refuse to admit that I'mm this weak to anyone. Every month is two weeks of relief, and two weeks of withdrawals and turmoil. Drugs are the only crutch I have, I can't trust or rely on anyone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:38:52 No.11977434 Report

Quoted By:

This IS a thread..

I'm very, very scared of dying everyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:39:04 No.11977436 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977372
I'm attractive and in college. I would totally pity-love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:39:19 No.11977441 Report

Quoted By: >>11977690

>>11977426
Are they good company?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:39:24 No.11977444 Report

Quoted By: >>11977597

>>11977400
no I'll be happy to take it, thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:40:06 No.11977457 Report

Quoted By: >>11977690

>>11977426
what do they say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:42:19 No.11977474 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976205
>there tests
>set beside
>they new
>doesn't know what a comma is

Clearly you did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:42:28 No.11977477 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977387
I'm sorry you're going through this too, hopefully we'll get through it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:44:24 No.11977499 Report

Quoted By: >>11977575

>>11976241
>wants to fuck cofagrigus
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:45:33 No.11977509 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976205
I dislike you and your poor English.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:45:40 No.11977511 Report

Quoted By: >>11977545

It changes a lot but currently it's whimsicott

I have this friends with benefits relationship with my ex boyfriend and also I'm into furry stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:45:52 No.11977512 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977414
this guy knows what's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:47:33 No.11977525 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977426
Are you having nightmares?
Do they command you to do things, especially crazy things like hurt people?
Have you ever succumbed to their orders?

If yes, you're schizophrenic and need to see a doctor.
If no, you have an overactive imagination and need a hobby. :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:47:53 No.11977530 Report

Quoted By: >>11977546 >>11977551 >>11977565

Pic related. This guy made me love Zubat.

I get depressed very easily and used to hate myself. I don't have any friends except for my boyfriend. If he left me, I'd probably kill myself. I am also bisexual and used to be very proud of it, but as soon as I had a girlfriend people started making fun of me and calling me a lesbian. Since then, I am afraid to tell people that I'm attracted to both genders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:48:11 No.11977531 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976610
fapping reduces chance of prostate cancer and stress, just don't overdo it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:48:24 No.11977535 Report

Quoted By:

This guy.

...I want to love a woman and have a healthy relationship so God damn much, but I keep rejecting all of them and telling them I have no interest in relationships due to having been deeply hurt in my past attempts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:48:34 No.11977538 Report

Quoted By: >>11977758 >>11977809

I hated my dad for being killed in action before I was born. I hated everything about him, and I hated my mother for trying to get over it.
I ran away when I was thirteen, bringing only my Grandfather's revolver and a kitchen knife with me.
I robbed people, and tried to kill myself underneath a bridge the first winter I was homeless.
My dad's war buddy saved me. Picked me up and took me to his house, where I lived until I finished high school.
I just want my dad back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:48:51 No.11977544 Report

Quoted By: >>11977565

Swampert.

When I was a 14-year-old boy I had sex with a 56-year-old man and I don't regret it.

I also don't know how to spoiler text.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:48:52 No.11977545 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977511
I like your style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:48:52 No.11977546 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977530
fuck others, be you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:49:19 No.11977551 Report

Quoted By: >>11977562 >>11977568

>>11977530
Sorry, don't know how to spoiler. I'm usually just lurking, I rarely post stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:50:05 No.11977562 Report

Quoted By: >>11977582

>>11977551
Just don't capitalize "spoiler". You're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:50:32 No.11977565 Report

Quoted By: >>11977582

>>11977544
looks like you're not the only one
>>11977530
capital letters were your downfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:50:49 No.11977568 Report

Quoted By: >>11977582

>>11977551
press ctrl+s in the reply box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:51:22 No.11977574 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is actually quite deep and serious. I'm suprised that /vp/ could handle something like this (then again, we haven't reached the underage ours yet).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:51:39 No.11977575 Report

Quoted By: >>11977620 >>11977669

>>11977499
I don't. Besides how can you fuck a sarcophagus?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:51:40 No.11977576 Report

Quoted By: >>11977595

Vaporeon
I'm a drug dealer and i have an exclusive paraphilia for transgender/transsexual people (both pre and post-op). Sadly i cannot fap to or fuck genetic women. When i fap to someone i have to think that is a transsexuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:52:05 No.11977581 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976630
I know this exact feel, except for the hatred part, he knows that it can be annoying so he tries not to talk about her too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:52:08 No.11977582 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977562
>>11977565
>>11977568
Why thank you, kind strangers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:52:10 No.11977583 Report

Quoted By: >>11977603

A close friend of mine has confided in me that she and her boyfriend haven't had sex in over a year as well as acts pretty shitty sometimes, and we've all but admitted that there's a mutual sexual tension between us. It's hard to resist trying to convince her we should fuck, or worse/better, she should leave him even if it doesn't mean getting with me. And then we should fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:53:15 No.11977592 Report

Quoted By:

Sometimes I wish I could just get into a loving relationship with some of my friends and everything would just work out in the end, no matter what our problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:53:33 No.11977595 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977576
"transsexuals" : sorry i'm a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:53:45 No.11977597 Report

Quoted By: >>11977605

>>11977444
We'd have to arrange a meeting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:53:49 No.11977600 Report

Quoted By:

I posted my darkest secret in the first thread, so here's my second darkest secret.

When I was younger I dumped a bunch of salt in my older brother's girlfriend's drink. It made her throw up, and she nearly choked to death on her own vomit.

No one knows I'm the one who did it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:54:12 No.11977603 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977583
Her boyfriend acts shitty, I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:54:24 No.11977605 Report

Quoted By: >>11977610

>>11977597
inb4 murder

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:54:48 No.11977610 Report

Quoted By: >>11977616

>>11977605
followed by coitus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:55:21 No.11977616 Report

Quoted By: >>11977624

>>11977610
very likely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:55:48 No.11977619 Report

Quoted By: >>11977801

>>11977372
Quick, where are you from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:55:51 No.11977620 Report

Quoted By: >>11977649

>>11977575
You can be tied up and put inside of it with a vibrator in you and locked in there for a while..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:56:19 No.11977624 Report

Quoted By: >>11977635

>>11977616
hot.
my fetish is being killed, it throws guys off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:56:36 No.11977630 Report

Quoted By: >>11977636 >>11977646 >>11977671

I came in my nans cup of tea and watched her drink it.

Later that night, I came in here new bottle of milh so that every cup of tea she made would have some cum in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:57:02 No.11977635 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977624
cute.
except not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:57:16 No.11977636 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977630
I remember you you cheeky mother fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:57:41 No.11977645 Report

Quoted By: >>11977722

I'm a kissless virgin. Although I'm not suprised since I've never actually attempted to get a girlfriend and its not one of my priorities at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:57:50 No.11977646 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977630

Bottle of Milk*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:58:04 No.11977649 Report

Quoted By: >>11977719

>>11977620
But that still wouldn't be fucking IT..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:58:41 No.11977662 Report

Quoted By: >>11977670 >>11977677 >>11977681

My favourite pokemon is Reshiram
sometimes i fap thinking about me while eating moltres shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:58:56 No.11977669 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977575

Amorphous egg group implies direct possibility;

Though I have never seen anyone willing to ponder about it and semi-rationalize it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:59:04 No.11977670 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977662
hue

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:59:15 No.11977671 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977630
in a similar vein, I once rubbed my feet (had a fungal infection at the time) on my friend's toothbrush, I later heard him brushing his teeth and laughed uncontrollably

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 19:59:54 No.11977677 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977662
LOBBY CHUDDER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:00:20 No.11977681 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977662

Top lel, Justin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:00:51 No.11977686 Report

Quoted By: >>11977736

I posted in this thread before, but I don't really have anything that dark.

I feel that I don't really make good decisions very often. By that I mean, I feel like I disappoint everyone I have ever met by being as boring, forgetful, and mediocre as I am. I don't feel I deserve any of the friends I have. Despite this, I am fairly content with my life and wouldn't consider myself depressed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:01:03 No.11977688 Report

Quoted By: >>11977705 >>11977726

My girlfriend and I are in a sub/dom relationship. I'm the sub, and thus and sometimes treated as lower. Which I enjoy. But sometimes the emotional abuse can get way too much. I don't think it's sent me into depression, but I'm definitely more anxious than before. I've lost a lot of weight too, so much that it hurts to move my chest because my ribs pinch my skin. I've tried to break up with her a few times, but then she gets really supportive and I can't leave her. Also, she's being abused by her mother, which is why I think she's taking it out on me? I don't want to leave her in her time of need.
also i genuinely have a great time with her, sexually and romantically, but i want the anxiety to end.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:01:11 No.11977690 Report

Quoted By: >>11977716

>>11977441

Yes, well, the ones that can hold a coherent conversation are often great company.

>>11977457

A bunch of horrible insults and shit, often directed at god, any god, and sometimes at other things or people. I didn't have a religious upbringing, but they are like unblockable pop-up ads so shit gets pretty annoying. Especially when I'm fapping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:02:08 No.11977705 Report

Quoted By: >>11977753 >>11977756 >>11977787

>>11977688
also i meant she's emotionally supportive towards me, not supportive of the breakup, sorry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:02:18 No.11977706 Report

Quoted By: >>11977775

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel like my only friend Is the city I live in, the city of angels Lonely as I am, together we cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:03:07 No.11977716 Report

Quoted By: >>11977882

>>11977690
>that faggot god must hate that you're doing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:03:26 No.11977719 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977649
Sounds like fun, though, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:03:37 No.11977722 Report

Quoted By: >>11977762

>>11977645
Same here. Also, you forgot your favorite Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:03:44 No.11977726 Report

Quoted By: >>11977897

>>11977688
Hot.
But that's not healthy at all, dear. The rib thing along with the aching kneecaps and ass pain when sitting are one of the things that irks me more about being underweight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:04:06 No.11977732 Report

Quoted By:

>>11975773
spheal

severe depression and anxiety, nobody knows except the people who tested/told me. Starting to consider suicide

God, that's not what you would expect from somebody whose favorite is spheal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:04:21 No.11977736 Report

Quoted By: >>11977790

>>11977686
you share the same doubt with 90% of humans, stay cool bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:05:34 No.11977753 Report

Quoted By: >>11977897

>>11977705
Why don't you just tell her this? I'm sure she'd understand.

ARMv7 !gnXDAg2iL2

ARMv7 !gnXDAg2iL2 Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:05:48 No.11977755 Report

Quoted By: >>11977768

Pokemon? Typhlosion for bro-tier.
I haven't any secrets. So, a fact: I recently moved to Milwaukee from New York, and I'm having a difficult time finding people and places to hang out with and at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:05:50 No.11977756 Report

Quoted By: >>11977897

>>11977705
I sincerely think you should talk to her about all of it. Say exactly what you said here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:05:56 No.11977758 Report

Quoted By: >>11978042

>>11977538

I'm sorry, Anon. I really like Lilligant too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:06:06 No.11977762 Report

Quoted By: >>11977886

>>11977722
Posted it earlier, I just realised I have another secret.

(It was Shuckle by the way)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:06:36 No.11977768 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977755
faggot get out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:07:07 No.11977775 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977706
>tfw I once sang that on stage terribly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:07:31 No.11977778 Report

Quoted By: >>11977795 >>11977811 >>11977833 >>11977940

>>11975773
Pic related

I've participated in the lybian revolution against Ghaddafi which was a war , I've seen 5 of my friends die and people think I'm glad that I survived but I honestly wish I had died , I also still have my AK-47.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:08:05 No.11977784 Report

Quoted By: >>11977825

I accidentally deported my mom and began crying about it during P.E. because it was mother's day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:08:14 No.11977787 Report

Quoted By: >>11977897

>>11977705

I don't know her or your situation down to every detail, but maybe you should try to talk it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:08:25 No.11977790 Report

Quoted By: >>11977803

>>11977736
Well, the thing is I have kind of distance myself from most of my friends over the years because of this feeling. I have about three "close" friends left and I use that term loosely because we never call each other except for birthdays.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:08:43 No.11977792 Report

Quoted By: >>11977837 >>11977883

I'm saving myself for marriage, but I have no idea if I will ever marry considering how the only men who ever hit on me are black or black hispanic and even poorer than I am.
Also I hate all children under the age of 6 and consider them all, without exception, to be irredeemable parasites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:08:55 No.11977795 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977778
I forgot how to spoiler

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:09:23 No.11977801 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977619
colorado

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:09:24 No.11977803 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977790
You are me bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:10:07 No.11977809 Report

Quoted By: >>11978022

>>11977538
>back
But you never had him. Just saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:10:10 No.11977811 Report

Quoted By: >>11977823

>>11977778

This is probably horrible of me to say, but you must have a lot of stories to tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:10:39 No.11977817 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976720
>Pride

FUcking this, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:10:56 No.11977823 Report

Quoted By: >>11977940

>>11977811
I sure do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:11:13 No.11977825 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977784
oops Scizor

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:12:00 No.11977833 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977778
My advice: write a book about your experience, I will buy it for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:12:21 No.11977835 Report

Quoted By:

>>11975773
>your secret
coincidental since hitmontop learns triple kick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:12:34 No.11977837 Report

Quoted By: >>11977883

>>11977792
>hating on little children
You are my nigga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:13:57 No.11977861 Report

Quoted By: >>11977887 >>11977958

So, a fuckton of suicidal maniacs and depressed townsies, one grown-up runaway, one veteran soldier of the Libyan Civil War, and a few Pokephiles.
Goddamn, this thread is crazy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:14:05 No.11977863 Report

Quoted By: >>11977884

I'm a time traveller

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:14 No.11977882 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977716

Well, it is much less coherent and more garbled than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:15 No.11977883 Report

Quoted By: >>11977896

>>11977837
>>11977792
Matt and Pat what are you doing here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:15 No.11977884 Report

Quoted By: >>11977900

>>11977863
What's Sylveon type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:16 No.11977886 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977762
You're not the only one who posted Shuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:17 No.11977887 Report

Quoted By: >>11977982

>>11977861
You forget the drug dealer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:49 No.11977896 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977883
>tfw my bf's name is Matt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:53 No.11977897 Report

Quoted By: >>11977918

>>11977726
Haha thanks I think?
Yeah, being underweight sucks sometimes. It's nice to get compliments on my curves and hips, but, I'd like my legs to be able to hold my weight for once.
>>11977753
>>11977756
>>11977787
I've tried, but the conversation kind of shifts to how it makes her feel shitty that she's been shitty to me... I guess we need to talk it out calmly to make sure I can keep my worries under control.
Thanks for the support, anons! I actually feel a lot better about this now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:15:59 No.11977900 Report

Quoted By: >>11977931 >>11978014

>>11977884
Flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:17:33 No.11977918 Report

Quoted By: >>11978029

>>11977897
Wait are you a girl?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:17:57 No.11977926 Report

Quoted By: >>11977944

i think you guys are pathetic even for my standarts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:18:25 No.11977931 Report

Quoted By: >>11977970

>>11977900
Sweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:18:43 No.11977940 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977823
>>11977778
write a book

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:18:58 No.11977944 Report

Quoted By: >>11977984

>>11977926
That's not much of a secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:19:38 No.11977958 Report

Quoted By: >>11979768

>>11977861
This explains a lot of the threads made on /vp/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:19:38 No.11977959 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977419
Just to let you know...

I love you anon, I don-t know why, but I do now.
Don't worry, It'll get better. Im sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:20:06 No.11977965 Report

Quoted By: >>11977988 >>11978115 >>11982321

I've never had an orgasm. I think I may be one of those girls who is physically incapable of having one. It upsets me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:20:13 No.11977970 Report

Quoted By: >>11977981 >>11977983 >>11977999 >>11978006 >>11978115

>>11977931
If you want to learn more about the pokefuture, ask me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:21:16 No.11977981 Report

Quoted By: >>11978014

>>11977970
WHAT THE FUCK IS SYLVEON'S TYPE ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:21:19 No.11977982 Report

Quoted By: >>11978061

>>11977887

Shit, you're right.
Right then, a fuckton of suicidal maniacs and depressed townsies, one grown-up runaway, one drug dealer, one veteran of the Libyan Civil War, one weary hallucinator, one anxious masochist, a score of pokephiles, and few people with secrets that are barely dark at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:21:23 No.11977983 Report

Quoted By: >>11978014

>>11977970
What will corocoro be leaking for Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:21:37 No.11977984 Report

Quoted By: >>11978149

>>11977944
ok i will fix it
i watch family guy almost everyday

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:21:41 No.11977988 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977965
I could get you there BB

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:22:42 No.11977997 Report

Quoted By:

To me, the only worthwhile part of being female is that masturbating looks more relaxing.
Other than that, my sex completely ruins my chance of being as narcissistic as I wish I was. I'm pretty much a misogynist in denial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:23:01 No.11977999 Report

Quoted By: >>11978014

>>11977970
will the hobbit 2 be good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:23:38 No.11978006 Report

Quoted By: >>11978014

>>11977970
does the ME movie get released?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:23:53 No.11978007 Report

Quoted By:

The people that use 4chan surprise me everyday. It's interesting seeing this many different personalities come together because of a common interest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:24:48 No.11978014 Report

Quoted By: >>11978030

>>11977981
see here >>11977900
>>11977983
a new game
>>11977999
mediocre
>>11978006
yes but it will be shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:25:27 No.11978022 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977809
I know I never really technically had him, but he's still my dad and I still want him back as in among the living.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:26:11 No.11978029 Report

Quoted By: >>11978041 >>11978050 >>11978076 >>11978122

>>11977918
i'm a boy
but i was blessed with razor blade hips and steep curves
also a large dick but that doesn't really help me out in the sub game

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:26:11 No.11978030 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978014
I figured ME would be a shit movie, I mean, it's fucking based on james vega.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:27:42 No.11978041 Report

Quoted By: >>11978137

>>11978029
give me your number i want to know you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:27:44 No.11978042 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977758
Nah, it's fine now. I reconnected with my mom for the first time since I ran away, and I've come to terms with the fact that my dad's dead and whining about it and wallowing in a pity part starring me doesn't do any good.
I appreciate you taking the time to respond, though. Means a lot.
And yeah, Lilligant's a cute motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:28:15 No.11978050 Report

Quoted By: >>11978137

>>11978029
>last spoiler
so...how large are we talking here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:29:15 No.11978059 Report

Quoted By: >>11978083

I'm dropping out of school and leaving all my friends and family in Chicago just to move in with my girlfriend across the country. I don't even know if this relationship is going to last

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:29:22 No.11978061 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977982

You could do a case study or write a thesis on most of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:30:59 No.11978076 Report

Quoted By: >>11978137

>>11978029
Oh, I thought there was another girl like me.
I have a thing for very skinny bodies. Not a fetish, just a fascination.
But I guess it sucks when others force it on you. I'm underweight because I want to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:31:37 No.11978083 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978059

That reaction image and the contents of that post. I laughed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:32:38 No.11978102 Report

Quoted By:

My greatest dream is to own an Ara Macaw, this thing is becoming an obsession for me (not sexually related, neither a furry thing).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:34:02 No.11978115 Report

Quoted By: >>11978136 >>11978370

>>11977965
Have you tried fetishes?

>>11977970
Will Ariados ever evolve into something good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:35:10 No.11978122 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978029
>that last one
God yes it does...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:36:04 No.11978136 Report

Quoted By: >>11978162 >>11978172

>>11978115
No

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:36:04 No.11978137 Report

Quoted By: >>11978185

>>11978041
i would but i'm scared you'll find me and rape me
but i might like that so i'll include my temp e-mail in this post

>>11978050
seven inches last i checked

>>11978076
sorry hon! and really i was underweight before this relationship, but the anxiety that came with it only made it worse. you be careful now!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:36:54 No.11978149 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977984

How do you even stand watching that every day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:37:34 No.11978162 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978136
to which one?

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

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S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:38:07 No.11978169 Report

Quoted By: >>11978192

I made my old friend of mine that is my neighbor lick and suck on my finger in an attemptive seductive way before a few times (it didn't feel seductive at all), and I think I did the same thing to him. I was maybe like 13, and he was 10. I still hung out with him and his bro for a while afterwords, but once they started playing C.O.D. too much it's like they ignored me being there when I came over.
I've only had interest on people IRL who like Pokemon, except for like some kid in kindergarden which besides the age making my view on love totally off, I don't remember if he liked it or not anyway. I really don't think I can fall in love with someone who doesn't like Pokemon in some aspect, or at least respects it.
I ship certain Poke-characters with each other, or at least enjoy seeing them together... most of them are guyxguy relationships. I'd also legitly pay someone attractive to have sex with me if they we dressed up as my OTP.
I have more, but to top it all off:
My first Pokemon **RPG** game was Emerald. I played Pokemon games long before that, just no RPGs that weren't Stadium. I didn't like the small size of a gameboy screen I guess back then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:38:11 No.11978172 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978136
>Will Ariados ever evolve into something good?

No change will be made to Ariados

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:39:11 No.11978185 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978137
thank you for the e-mail

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:39:49 No.11978192 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978169
>Being that much into Pokemon
>Your favorite is Sceptile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:42:05 No.11978219 Report

Quoted By:

i'm fapping to cam4 while posting in this thread at the same time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:50:32 No.11978301 Report

Quoted By:

Other than some of the stuff I've gotten off to in the past, I don't really have any deep dark secrets. I guess the worst one is that I have some sort of crazy infatuation over Cinccino that can be best summed up as a crush. Yes, I'm the Cinccino waifu guy.

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:51:24 No.11978315 Report

Quoted By:

>>1342861008043

If it helps, some of my random runner-ups are Kabutops, Dunsparce, and Porygon.... sadly I can't seem to find Kabutops as useful as it used to be in my playthroughs now ;_;

Also for another secret, I can't help it really, Sceptile was my first Pokemon ever due to Emerald being my first **RPG** game as I said before. I also love grass-types a lot, possibly because of that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:53:24 No.11978337 Report

Quoted By:

I'm posing as a gay man with my friends, but in reality i'm hetero

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:54:05 No.11978344 Report

Quoted By:

I have had suicidal thoughts since I was 11, because I have realized that there is no happy ending for me, and the only time I felt like someone actually wanted me was when I was 14 and had a distant relationship with a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 20:57:02 No.11978370 Report

Quoted By: >>11982125

>>11978115
>11977965
>Have you tried fetishes?

Yes, I have many. Still doesn't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:03:47 No.11978439 Report

Quoted By:

bmup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:14:45 No.11978569 Report

Quoted By: >>11978587

I have a few imaginary friends that I like to talk to inside my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:16:25 No.11978587 Report

Quoted By: >>11978636

>>11978569
Tulpafag?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:17:22 No.11978598 Report

Quoted By: >>11978625

Giratina, without a doubt. Considered - it is an overpowered legendary, but I love both the aethestic design alongside the mythology.

I'm very much happy with my life - I have a fantastic girlfriend, good prospects in academia and employment, and take a lot of pleasure from playing the viola semi-professionally. Yet, since I was roughly 13/14, I have had wish more than anything else to be female. I feel as though I won't be fully content with the events in my life until I am a woman, yet as time ticks on it gets more depressing to consider. I've never told anyone, but why would I? It's difficult. To carry on in the same vein as now would be fine as I should been fairly happy with my life, yet I know I won't be fully happy. It's just that feeling that I want to cherish, of being female. Silly, and probably quite deplorable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:19:28 No.11978625 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978598

lots of grammar errors! another go:

I'm very much happy with my life - I have a fantastic girlfriend, good prospects in academia and employment, and take a lot of pleasure from playing the viola semi-professionally. Yet, since I was roughly 13/14, I have wished more than anything else to be female. I feel as though I won't be fully content with the events in my life until I am a woman, yet as time ticks on it gets more depressing to consider. I've never told anyone, but why would I? It's difficult. To carry on in the same vein as now would be fine as I should be fairly happy with my life, yet I know I won't be fully happy. It's just that feeling that I want to cherish, of being female. Silly, and probably quite deplorable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:20:23 No.11978636 Report

Quoted By: >>11978672

>>11978587
I'm not 100% sure what a tulpa is, so no, probably not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:21:40 No.11978662 Report

Quoted By: >>11978689

I don't know what my sexuality is. But I don't think I want to know either because I hate how much sex corrupts people (I've been harassed by 'friends' since I was 11). That's why I tell everybody who asks me that I'm asexual, because I'm afraid that people will only approach me because they want to have sex with me.

and

I'm a sociopath. I hate human contact and can't stand clingy or insistent people, I hate when people get too attached to me. I've taunted and insulted people who got too close to me when I didn't want to and sometimes I dream of harming these people physically, too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:21:41 No.11978663 Report

Quoted By: >>11978733

generic kissless perma-virgin
altough i had exactly 2 girls that hitted on me my entire life
i turned them down because i'm interested in having a good and lasting relationship, i'm only interested in "the one"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:22:05 No.11978672 Report

Quoted By: >>11978775

>>11978636
google it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:23:07 No.11978689 Report

Quoted By: >>11978721

>>11978662
you are the "asexual" guy from yesterday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:25:45 No.11978721 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978689
No, I'm not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:26:23 No.11978733 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978663
Similar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 21:29:01 No.11978775 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978672
No, it's nowhere near that bad... yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 23:27:20 No.11979768 Report

Quoted By: >>11979812

>>11977958
A lot of people on 4chan are like this. Not just /vp/, threads like this were also held at /co/ and /v/, we're all screwed here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Apr 2013 23:32:25 No.11979812 Report

Quoted By:

>>11979768
Go to any other site and make the same sort of topic. No one will reply, because they don't want those secrets easily connected to them.

The anonymity is simply a veil that lets the countless poor souls in this world vent out their problems and trauma.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 00:28:06 No.11980298 Report

Quoted By:

>>11976047
>>11976760

Well, what shows do you like?

I'm a closet pervert, but everyone thinks I'm chaste and a nice guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 02:10:15 No.11981286 Report

Quoted By: >>11981536 >>11981679

bumping because i want someone to talk to

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Sat 13 Apr 2013 02:38:21 No.11981536 Report

Quoted By: >>11981750

>>11981286

I'm here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 02:55:03 No.11981679 Report

Quoted By: >>11981750

>>11981286
post email or skype yo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:05:22 No.11981750 Report

Quoted By: >>11981858

>>11981536
>>11981679

e-mail in field
skype is damianluvly

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:15:57 No.11981858 Report

Quoted By: >>11981900

>>11981750

Alright, I added you. Are you the Whimsicott anon here, or someone else?

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:20:02 No.11981900 Report

Quoted By:

>>11981858 ...wow I need to go to bed when I start to get drowsy, nevermind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:27:06 No.11981951 Report

Quoted By: >>11982362

lick my finger S-dood
that's right motherfucker i'm the motherfuckest in this bitch cavan be the magicest??? nigga he crazy motherfucker
And only you will get these references.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:46:10 No.11982125 Report

Quoted By:

>>11978370
what kind of fetishes?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 03:57:04 No.11982220 Report

Quoted By:

I have a thing for small asian girls. Short and/or skinny. Small asses and small boobs. Not like children or midgets, just petite women. Whenever a relationship ends, i fap to them being raped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2013 04:06:01 No.11982321 Report

Quoted By:

>>11977965
I know that feeling, Anon. Shit sucks.

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

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S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Sat 13 Apr 2013 04:10:14 No.11982362 Report

Quoted By:

>>11981951

Oh my beloved anon that I actually know who it is, when will you ever learn.

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