>>11993958Me too man, me too (although I'm more interested in using my tongue on her than my penis). May was my first game crush. Ruby and Sapphire came out when I was 11, and I constantly found myself wondering, "May is (supposedly) ten (because I don't buy that for a minute nowadays). How come none of my classmates, despite being a year older, have hips, tits, or ass like she does?"
Time has only made my penis harder. Ten years of longing for this fictional character.
PS - I am slightly drunk so this isn't the most eloquent thing I've ever written
