How many cocks does your father suck each day behind the dumpster of the Dairy Queen where he works? Does he charge a flat fee or just ask for a tip? Does he swallow? Does he require his clients to use a condom? Is his chronic cock-sucking the reason your mother left him and didn't fight a custody battle for you? How long until you start sucking cocks yourself? Does your dad bring you home food from the Dairy Queen, and is that why you're so rotund and covered with acne? Does you dad spend all of his cock-sucking money on the cockroach-infested studio apartment the two of you live in or does he also spend it on drugs? Do you ever think that a quick suicide might be less painful than living in this terrible world? Does it make you feel bad to wear clothing from when you were a child because your dad never bought you new clothes? When other kids call you dad a cock-sucker, how does that make you feel? Do you feel bad you can't go to school because you're mentally deficient and your dad can't afford special ed? What's your favorite pokemon?