HELLO GABE NEWELL HERE POSTING AND MAKING THE WORLDWIDE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT VALVE HAS JUST BOUGHT ALL RIGHTS TO POKEMON

THE FOLLOWING CHANGES WILL GO IN IMMEDIATELY:

X AND Y WILL NOW BE BASED IN ZIMBABWE
XERNEAS AND YVELTAL WILL BE LED BY RAYQUAZAS NEW EVOLUTION
MEWTWO'S NEW FORME WILL BE RETCONNED AS AN EVOLUTION
ALL POKEMON BIGGER THEN ME WILL GET PRE-EVOLUTIONS
SYLVEON IS NOW DATA TYPE
THERE WILL NOW BE 12 GYMS IN EACH REGION
RUBY AND SAPPHIRE WILL BE RELEASED VIA DLC
POKEMON CAN ONLY BE TRANSFERRED THROUGH THE GOAT TOWER IN GAME, LED BY THE LEGENDARY GOAT POKEMON, SUCUBOAT.
A LIVE ACTION FILM WILL BE RELEASED NEXT YEAR
IF YOU COMPLETE THE POKEDEX IN GAME FOR X AND Y, YOU WILL GET A SPECIAL OFFER TO ORDER HALF LIFE 3 AND PORTAL 3

THANK YOU