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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 09:13:46 No.12027825 View View Reply Original Report

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If you were born in the Pokémon World, who would your first Pokémon be and how would you meet it?

Also, how much of bros are you?

Baron !CYckOZT23c

Baron !CYckOZT23c Wed 17 Apr 2013 09:16:38 No.12027832 Report

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Trapinch. I'd be hunting for it in the arid regions of Hoenn and Unova.
We'll be ultimate bros, surviving off our wits and working part time to afford decent housing on a ranch or something . My favourite Pokemon in existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 09:17:38 No.12027835 Report

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>>12027832
Flygon, of course. Adore the whole line.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 09:22:35 No.12027845 Report

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Raticate.
It would climb the riverbank into my back yard and get in a fight with my mom's dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 09:30:03 No.12027886 Report

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I'd go in a Power Plant and catch a Voltorb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 09:33:12 No.12027894 Report

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>>12027825
I'd get a Pidgey egg from my dad who is a breeder that specializes in avian pokemon. We'd be bros for life. Hope to one day have a Pidgeot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 09:53:46 No.12027959 Report

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This cool dude right here

I'd find him stuck in some rocks in a river, but not looking too concerned about it. I'd free him and let him float downstream, and the next day he'd show up at my door and follow me around forever more

BROS FOR LIFE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 11:37:30 No.12028184 Report

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Golett. he will rescue my ass when I go exploring in the Dragonspiral tower as a dare with my friends even though my parents told me not to.

we become total bros and we challenge the Unova league together, then once he evolves, we go on a round trip of the entire world because we will fly everywhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 11:44:40 No.12028200 Report

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I'd find a Trubbish on a late night run that was lying in a drain. I'd give it food every night as i ran past, then after a while he would start following me and become my partner

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 11:45:18 No.12028203 Report

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Sableye. It'd follow me around after a field trip to the caves, always at the edge of my vision, until one day it'd attack and I'd catch it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:17:24 No.12028281 Report

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Porygon - Z

While doing some software testing at Silph Co. late at night I enter a USB stick with some vile pornography into a test machine and inadvertently corrupt the network AI, causing it to evolve and materialise in the lab. I grab the resulting Porygon Z and flee the lab.

We have an uneasy relationship, because Porygon Z is half good code and half virus-ridden porn. But we share interests at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:23:12 No.12028290 Report

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MAchoke

Watching him work out in the caves and how he moves his sexy feet. He sees me and rubs his smelly scaly soles on my face and I get hard and he gives me a footjon till i blow a load all over his soles and muscular chest and handsome reptilian like face

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE

Calm_Gardevoir !ohBaXKSpsE Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:25:40 No.12028294 Report

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I'd probably end up with a bird pokemon. Whichever one my parents got me.

We'd probably be just friends.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:25:54 No.12028295 Report

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>>12028290

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:26:49 No.12028296 Report

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>>12028290

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:27:38 No.12028301 Report

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>>12028290
>Machoke
>Reptilian

lel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:30:11 No.12028307 Report

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>>12028290
>Machoke
>Not Lucario, Charizard, Aggron, Garchomp, Sceptile, Feraligatr, Mew or Weavile's feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:39:33 No.12028328 Report

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>>12028290
>Machoke
>Not Machamp and his curvaceous quadpits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:40:37 No.12028330 Report

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>>12028290
>Not China Kittys Machop line

Satoko !flDjCYeAhM

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Satoko !flDjCYeAhM Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:41:11 No.12028332 Report

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We'd start out from ugly hoes...

Satoko !flDjCYeAhM

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Satoko !flDjCYeAhM Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:41:48 No.12028335 Report

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>>12028332

...to beautifull bros!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:45:25 No.12028346 Report

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Chimchar
I would see him following me because of my food from the corner store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:46:07 No.12028347 Report

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>>12028330
tou-fucking-che

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:46:33 No.12028350 Report

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>>12027825
Phanpy
best buds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:47:23 No.12028352 Report

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>>12028330
>Blonde

but why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:53:03 No.12028370 Report

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Sneasel
Rescued it in Mt. Silver from other Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:55:17 No.12028378 Report

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>>12027825
Probably a growlithe. My parents would've caught a wild one while I was still young and my older brothers and sister already had their starters so they gave it to me. Becomes a total bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 12:55:54 No.12028384 Report

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First bro would be this mother fucker here.

>would meet whilst camping
>sitting in a tent
>eating cooking food
>rips hole in tent
>break his arm in rage
>take him to hospital
>never apologies
>he understands
>bros ever since

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:01:08 No.12028396 Report

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>>12028384
>implying you could break its arm before it stabs you in the throat and devours you food

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:03:43 No.12028403 Report

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>>12028396
>implying I'm not a fighting type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:09:46 No.12028417 Report

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>>12028384
>Break his arm
>For ripping your tent
>'He understands'
So you want a Pokemon with battered wife syndrome?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:13:54 No.12028426 Report

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>>12028384
why not take him to a pokecenter ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:14:15 No.12028428 Report

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>>12028417
he is just so that much of an badass he dont give one shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:30:33 No.12028474 Report

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>>12028426
too expensive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:34:22 No.12028493 Report

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>Meet Abra when 6
>Play with said Abra
>Abra is the only friend I have
>Play frisbee with Abra
>Frisbee lands in road
>I go into road to get it
>Car almosts hits me
>Abra saves life with teleport
>4 years later
>I get a pokeball to finally call Abra my own
>Abra happily comes along
>We begin our journey in the Unova region.

Me and my Abra are inseparable.
To get the Alakazam end result I cry as I trade Kadabra to a friend then trade it back to me. Since it was traded, we have to get all of out friendship back over again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:42:09 No.12028532 Report

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An Eevee that my grandmother was raising before her death. She would be stubborn at first but she would eventually become my sis. then evolve into a Espeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 13:53:21 No.12028559 Report

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If I get it from a professor?

Chikorita.
If I have to catch it on my own?

Depends on environment. Probably a snake/bug/bird pokemon based on where I currently live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 19:32:22 No.12030658 Report

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>baby growlithe shows up at my door
>take it in and take care of it
>couple of years later i'm on the back of arcanine running at extremespeeds to adventure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 19:40:26 No.12030727 Report

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A Swablu that landed on my head one day.
We'd be pretty close.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 19:52:28 No.12030827 Report

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>be like 7 or 8
>live with parents deep in a forgotten forest
>they die one day from some infectious disease
>decide to leave forest of old memories
>get stuck in really bad thunderstorm
>find small cave to stay in, but completely soaked
>shiver in corner, trying to stay warm
>Vulpix emerges from deeper in the cave
>curls up to me to warm me up
>follows me from cave that was its home
>find small town with a lab after a couple years
>Professor Rowan gives me supplies
>ask Vulpix if we should take on the League
>nods and self-captures into a pokeball
Best friends with my now Ninetails ever since

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 19:56:56 No.12030853 Report

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Litwick.
My friends and I used to really enjoy exploring abandoned places because we were crazy about ghosts, so that's probably where I'd find him. I'd agree to let him slowly devour my soul if he'd let me catch him.
It was a good deal, bros 4 lyfe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 19:59:13 No.12030870 Report

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while camping in the wild, umbreon will sneak to me and beg for food. will share with it and we become bros for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 19:59:48 No.12030874 Report

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>>12030727
this is a good one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 20:05:24 No.12030930 Report

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>be a windy summer day
>lots of pollen in the air, etc
>suddenly a hoppip gets blown into my face
>become friends, hang out with hoppip
>becomes jumpluff
>like it even more because I like saying "jumpluff"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 20:05:38 No.12030934 Report

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It was my usual night of face fucking flowers, when suddenly, one seemed to come alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 20:06:36 No.12030944 Report

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once I was walking down a forest trail and a pinecone fell on my head

oh wait it's a pineco

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 20:08:34 No.12030961 Report

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My nigga Heracross. Both of us are larger, rounder fellas who enjoy a good fight. We appreciate good food as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 20:09:20 No.12030972 Report

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>be on vacation in remote tropical island
>see dinosaur
>think I'm famous, take pictures, etc
>send them through pokedex to national geographic
>they tell me it's a tropius
>mad at him
>he gives me one of his bananas
>tsundere relationship from then on
>we're still friends

Tara*23 B2: 4642 8391 0440

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Tara*23 B2: 4642 8391 0440 Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:24:16 No.12031708 Report

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It was a normal day, I was a normal elementary student walking home from another day of 5th grade when I turned the usual corner onto my street to find that my house was gone. Well not just straight up gone, rather a completely new house was in it's place. It looked like something out of Jhoto (I live in Unova). I double checked to see if I was on the right street which I was and then looked around at the other houses, they were all the same houses as before. So I cautiously went p to this new house and knocked on the door. I stood there hoping for my mom to come out but she didn't. I suddenly remembered that it was my birthday and felt tears coming to my eyes. I wept and after standing there for what felt like hours sobbing I finally gained the courage to open the door. I wiped tears from my face and grabbed the door knob, turned it turned it slowly at first, to my surprise it was unlocked. I grit my teeth and pushed hard bursting through the door!

Tara*23 B2: 4642 8391 0440

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Tara*23 B2: 4642 8391 0440 Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:25:31 No.12031722 Report

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>>12031708
The house...was empty, dark and foreign. I slowly made my way to the staircase passing the dinning room and living room respectively. They somehow seemed familiar. I wiped sweat from my brow and ascended the stairs. Leading up the stairs I passed faces framed and darkened of people resembling my family. My gut tightened but my resolve grew stronger - I needed to know what was going on! So I ran to the top of the stairs and saw at the end of the hallway a door in the same spot as the door to my room. At first I walked slowly towards it, but as I did I noticed the faces' in the pictures eyes were following me. So I broke out into a sprint and busted into my room...it was my room. The same as it had always been, but there was a Pokeball on the floor. I picked it up, as I realized it was empty I heard a shout from behind me. I turned around and a ferocious creature jumped me and I fell over backwards with the thing on top of me. It let out a roar and just when I thought it was going to eat my face it licked me. I opened my eyes to see an adorable little Zorua perched on my face when suddenly my family popped out of the closet and yelled suprised!!! Suffice to say that was the best birthday ever! Since then, we've been teh best of buds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:25:41 No.12031724 Report

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>>12027825
Arceus and he would come to me in a dream and tell me I am the chosen one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:31:17 No.12031779 Report

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koffing because i smoke cigarettes and am wicked cool

we would be super bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:32:49 No.12031795 Report

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A Gardevoir with an attitude problem.
No sexual things. Just like a bigger sister, I suppose I relate it to my own sisters who were quite thin and devoured all that punk shit.
She'd get drunk and I'd carry her back to my bed and she'd scold me for thinking certain things.

That or a Darmanitan.
We'd test to see what should and shouldn't be punched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:35:08 No.12031829 Report

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>>12030934
Are you me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:54:28 No.12032041 Report

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Elekid
>Live near an electric plant (that part's true)
>Walk outside one day
>See that he slept on my car or something
>Starts coming to school and work with me
>All the lifting increases his physical attack
>Evolves into Electabuzz a short time after he starts battling
>Find someone who has a Magmar
>We both want our bros to be at their peak
>Trade with him and trade back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 21:59:40 No.12032082 Report

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> Live in a suburb just outside of Vancouver, Canada
> House is about 50 feet from the bank of a river

I see raccoons in my backyard all the time, they come up on my porch and try to get into my garbage. I also have blue jays nesting in my old birdhouses, crows and seagulls all day erry day, and my cat has brought back rats and voles it has killed by the river.

So that's making me think of Sentret/Zigzagoon, Murkrow, Wingull, Rattata, etc etc

I'd like to think that I'd leave out some food for the Zigzagoon that lives in the area and eventually it would get comfortable enough/friendly enough to approach my place on its own. We'd eventually become buddies, a la the wild Pikachu from Pokemon Channel.

So yeah. Zigzagoon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 22:05:14 No.12032123 Report

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Growlithe. I'd find him as a stray and we'd be bros forever. When he'd become an Arcanine, we could go 500 mph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Apr 2013 22:26:42 No.12032306 Report

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>>12027825
all depends on location

>anywhere in Kanto
probably rattatta, they're common as fuck

>Johto (east)
possibility of gift sneasel from a relative, otherwise head to route 32 for wooper (the latter being what I'll do in west johto)

>Hoenn
who knows, maybe I'll be the next wally and find ralts on my first try. if not, shroomish

>Sinnoh (snowpoint)
sneasel, easily

>Sinnoh (anywhere else)
shinx

>Unova
hard choice, snivy or eevee (assuming we bw2 in here)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Apr 2013 01:07:01 No.12034190 Report

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>>12027832
This guy knows where it's at

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