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So there is this indian motherfucker named Watchesupee. He was chillin like a villain in his teepee, when Chief Grand Cherokee shows up and is all, "Meng you 22, get the fuck out my hut"
Watchesupee stepped outside into the tall grass and was approached by an old man.
The old man said "There are wild pokemon in the tall grass. You cant go alone! come to my teepee and receive your starter"
Watchesupee was like "aight"
Watchesupee picked out cyndiquil, because he knew fire types were baller shit. However his rival, Running Bear, picked totodile because he was total cunt.
So then he set out on his pokemon adventure.
Eventually he got stuck in the most tedious part of Silver version, the Unoun ruins.
When he thought all hope was lost he was approached by a wise Xatu.
The Xatu said to him, "Fear not my child. You are not in the shittiest part of silver version. You are not in the pokemon world. You are merely tripping on peyote out in the woods."
Watchesupee then said "Wise Xatu how can this be true?"
The wise Xatu replied "Listen to your forest friends"
Watchesupee turned to his cyndaquil, his cyndaquil then said "He's right dog"
Xatu then said "Listen closer"
The cyndaquil then said "HISSS CRAW CRAW CHICKA CHIKA"
Watchesupee woke up three hours later covered in porcupine needles.
