Slowpoke Alternate Evolutions:
ok, so we all know that slowpoke is a bit of the stranger pokemon out there, as it has a very different evolution pattern. in the anime, it was shown that slowpoke evolves into slowbro when a shelder bites its tail. and the same thing for slowking, except instead of the tail it bites the head

so why not expand on this idea? what if the shelder bites an arm, would it be more like a drill and it would become a fighting/water types? or how about if the shelder part becomes the more dominant form, and the slowpoke half would be inside the shell like a crab?

heck, slowpoke could be the new eevee of evolutions. i wish that Gamefreak would do something like this